fuck me gently with a chainsaw

this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work

person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw

by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023

fuck me blond

a special type of blond hair with a dash of red. A person with fuck me blond (fmb) is neither a redhead nor a true blonde.
Fuck me blond is usually sexual attracting.

"Did you see the girl over there?"
"Oh man, she is so damn hot, she is fuck me blond."

by DutchHamburg September 10, 2023

fuck me in the ass

this is slang for something that someone cant do.

or just reffering to sex.

matt: *fails a hoop for match point*
scott: OH YEAH THATS RIGHT FUCK ME IN THE ASS MATT!

ariana: *moans* oh yeahhh fuck me in the ass!
adrian: *thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk*

by shaqtate September 29, 2023

Fuck me boots

White ankle high boots that girls in Southern California tend to wear in the spring. They often represent repressed feelings of daddy issues. And tend to represent an eagerness to fuck.

“Hey Hannah nice fuck me boots, let’s go to the bungalow and do some blow in our flowery dresses and then go to 800 degrees.”

by Captainmoon May 19, 2024

fuck me

How Gordon Ramsay says 'fuck you'

Ramsay: Where's the Wellington?
Chef: 3 minutes.
Ramsay: Ahhh...fuck me.

by Cityplace2711 July 24, 2022

Fuck me crocs

You know like slutty crocs

Those fuck me crocs are really doing it for me

by BidnetMane August 4, 2022

don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.

Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'

by Phoro June 12, 2022