Foot penis

A penis that is as long as your foot from heel to toe

Erin: How big is Jared’s cock?
Brianna: it’s as long as his foot. He’s got a foot penis

by VengeyP22 August 29, 2019

The foot whale

When the female is on top whilst the man lies down face up she then proceeds to kick the man in the face repeatedly until he finishes

I did the foot whale last night

by analgape November 15, 2018

Coochie foot

A Coochie that smell like corn chips

“ I went over her crib and went to give her head... that bitch got Coochie foot “

by Nanzthatbaddie September 10, 2018

Foot Lettuce

A YouTuber made a video and went viral by making this.A joke that is used between a friend group or in social media.Also FOoT Lettuce is when someone’s feet are in a bucket of lettuce

Friend:Wanna hear a joke?
Me:Sure
Friend: Burger King Foot LeTtUcE.The last thing you want in your Burger King Burger is someone fOoT fUnGus.That might be what you gET
Me:...*dies of laughter*

by sugastrashh May 20, 2019

Foot-head

Verb.

The act of mounting one’s foot or both feet on top of a partner’s head during sexual intercourse. Often done in a demeaning or aggressive manner typically from the “doggy-style” position.

Alternative forms: foot-headed, foot-heading

“DAMN bro, last night shawty asked to get degraded so I straight up put my crusty ass toes on her head.”

Holy shit, you foot-headed?!?

by Bussy-slayer December 8, 2022

foot bath

Code word for poop because you are too embarrassed to say you have to poop so you run water and say it is a footbath

Roomie 1: Why are you in the bathroom for so long with the water running??

Roomie 2: Oh, just takin a foot bath! My feet are so dirty!
*poops with water running*
*plop*

by poopmaster72plop March 5, 2014

foot fighter

a foot fighter is a person who foot fights with another foot fighter on the daily, simply used as a calm and peaceful form of violence and inspired by the foo fighters band.

krist ; hey man

aberdeen ; stfu man let’s foot fight

krist ; bet i’ve been practicing all morning

*they turn into foot fighters and they foot fight*

by ava lane grohl February 25, 2022