foot by the fruit

A footjob received from a blatantly homosexual man. Usually occurs in a Vegas hotel room, but can happen anywhere sexual acts usually occur. Examples include, but are not limited to: a strip club, massage parlor, fuck den, or a sex club.

"Oh man, I got GREAT foot by the fruit after that GSA meeting!" "Hey Bob, thanks for last night! I've never met anyone so willing to give me foot by the fruit without hefty payment in cash or illicit narcotics."

by Deez Nipps September 13, 2018

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The Elephant's Foot

When your homeboy is showering and you go in there to take a shit and leave it in the toilet, allowing the steam from the shower to ruminate the area... akin to the elephant's foot left at chernobyl

"Bro, I just did The Elephant's Foot to Brandon, he's gonna be so pissed bro"

by 5StarTongueLacrosseRecruit May 28, 2022

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foot clapper

a person who is so backwards and simple minded that their faulty brian wiring compels them to involuntarily clap their feet in excitement

Friend 1: yo, Jamal be such a foot clapper. He tried to snort the baking soda in science class the other day! Friend 2: daaaayuuum

by jerome9000 September 18, 2019

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foot funglis

basically foot fungus with an a phat L

“yo she smelt like foot funglish”

by footfungli August 18, 2019

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foot cocaine

The fine white powder which gathers from grinding a cracked and calloused foot, particularly from the heel. It is not meant for snorting but should be discard as a harzardous material.

I made so much foot cocaine after grinding my foot last night. It is now smooth as silk!

by thewongchoice5 March 03, 2021

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