farmer envy

When a person (usually a homosexual man) is jealous of a person he knows who happens to be a farmer.

Brian had farmer envy of Caleb.

by Charlie Macdonald March 25, 2024

Farmer Maggot

Farmer Maggot was a Hobbit farmer who lived in Bamfurlong, which was located in the Marish region of the Shire's Eastfarthing who wields a Scythe and played by Cameron Rhodes.

"Who's your favourite character from Lord of the Rings?"
"Farmer Maggot."

by Short Angry Womann December 1, 2019

farmer

a person who grows crops and like blonde chicks

He is so into her, he reminds me of a farmer

by KewlKidDan May 8, 2017

aaron farmer

a complete jackass

you are an Aaron farmer

by rebel00001 January 10, 2020

samuel farmer

A samuel farmer is a boy that’s zesty and gay

“oh your so samuel farmer”

by meow12:: March 14, 2023

hate farmer

Someone who posts intentionally inflammatory rhetoric knowing it will be quote retweeted condemning the post in order to push their page & gain followers who do share similar viewpoints and/or get viral posts. (A type of troll who uses hate to get views on a social media platform)

Don't RT that. They're clearly a hate farmer.

by Sidleup72 May 26, 2022

stingy farmer

A pers0n 8f an agricul7ural background who refuses to p4y you back mon3y that you 5hared with them, intentionally u5ing excu2es to avo1d having to give you the money/item5 they owe.

Dylan: I keep trying to RING Sean to get my money off him, but he never answers his PHONE
Eoghan: That's because he is a stingy farmer

by LoverOfDeadCalves November 18, 2020