by Miguel Valdez October 29, 2007
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Susan is suffering from a bad case of Flu Fright. She's cancelled all of her committee meetings and refuses to come to work.
by Peter Kobs April 30, 2009
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Any word + -ette states a female.
Friend (common gender) + -ette = friendette (feminine gender).
Dude (male gender) + -ette = dudette (feminine gender).
Friend (common gender) + -ette = friendette (feminine gender).
Dude (male gender) + -ette = dudette (feminine gender).
by Yet Another Daniel Nielsen November 20, 2011
Get the friendette mug.The state of being Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned (or FWB-Zoned) is being in a relationship with someone who has sex with you but only considers you a 'friend'. (The Friend-With-Benefit-Zoner usually has boundary issues and tends to be manipulative and self-centered.. using sex to keep you infatuated with them get you to buy them stuff and give them rides because they never have a car/licence).
The FWB-zoner wants you to treat him/her like a boyfriend/girlfriend (by driving them places, answering their calls at 1 am) while giving you no special treatment at all and doing none of these things for you.
The person who is being FWB-Zoned is usually hopelessly in love with the person who is zoning them and is in denial that the person zoning them will eventually want to be in relationship with them if they continue to do whatever they ask... (i.e. give them money and rides)
FWB-Zoners are seasoned professionals analogous to vampires who have been feeding on humans for centuries.
Males with little to no relationship experience or Males who are blinded by love are the two most common victims of being Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned.
The FWB-zoner wants you to treat him/her like a boyfriend/girlfriend (by driving them places, answering their calls at 1 am) while giving you no special treatment at all and doing none of these things for you.
The person who is being FWB-Zoned is usually hopelessly in love with the person who is zoning them and is in denial that the person zoning them will eventually want to be in relationship with them if they continue to do whatever they ask... (i.e. give them money and rides)
FWB-Zoners are seasoned professionals analogous to vampires who have been feeding on humans for centuries.
Males with little to no relationship experience or Males who are blinded by love are the two most common victims of being Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned.
Guy 1: Hey look at Nick paying for Jenny's lunch again..
Guy 2: Wow she has him so whipped.
Guy 1: I thought she was still dating that college Guy.
Guy 2: She is, but she only gets to see him when he's on break so she uses Nick for attention while her boyfriend is gone because she know's he's been crushing on her since like 8th grade.
Guy 1: Damn Dude.. That's screwed up. Why is Nick still fucking her and buying her shit?
Guy 2: Poor guy thinks that if he treats her nice and buys her stuff that She'll dump the college guy and be with him.. even though Jenny and everybody else knows that's never gonna happen. He's totally Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned.
Guy 1: What a loser.
Guy 2: Wow she has him so whipped.
Guy 1: I thought she was still dating that college Guy.
Guy 2: She is, but she only gets to see him when he's on break so she uses Nick for attention while her boyfriend is gone because she know's he's been crushing on her since like 8th grade.
Guy 1: Damn Dude.. That's screwed up. Why is Nick still fucking her and buying her shit?
Guy 2: Poor guy thinks that if he treats her nice and buys her stuff that She'll dump the college guy and be with him.. even though Jenny and everybody else knows that's never gonna happen. He's totally Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned.
Guy 1: What a loser.
by exprodingubebe January 6, 2013
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by 93 yourcultleader93 October 30, 2020
Get the Fritch mug.The friend that is never really part of the "fam" group of friends. They're never on the inside of any circles and only make their revolutions around the outside of close cliques, even though they're friends with all of them.
"Why weren't you there on Saturday, everyone else was"
"Uh because everyone forgot about me and didn't miss me because I'm just a Satellite Friend"
"Uh because everyone forgot about me and didn't miss me because I'm just a Satellite Friend"
by Mortal Beauty January 18, 2016
Get the Satellite Friend mug.Similar to a mom friend or dad friend, a grandpa friend is usually the grumpy one of the group, and has a hard time showing his love for other friends in the group but its there. He generally complains about topics such as back pain (or chronic pain anywhere), how he doesn't like the current generation (even though he likely is part of it), or how things were better when he was younger despite being no older than his early 20s.
Paul: I don't think that Greg likes me
Tina: He likes you, its just hard for him to show it-he's a grandpa friend
Tina: He likes you, its just hard for him to show it-he's a grandpa friend
by NamelessGhoulWater August 10, 2017
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