emotional head

The kind of head you want when you say you want head but you also won’t get head from just anybody without an emotional investment.

Yo, you down for some NSA head?
Nah, I’m only ever down for emotional head, HMU when you have your life together.

by Some bro dude September 18, 2017

emotional dildo

the person she goes to for emotional validation and support when her significant other is absent, has hurt her feelings, or has ended the relationship.

He keeps cheating on her, and I want to be supportive, but I'm just tired of being her emotional dildo.

by chimpy82 November 6, 2023

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

when your straight freind says you cant suck his cock

person one: hey can i suck you off
person two: NO
asian person 3: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

by LBozoRation69420 March 25, 2022

Emotional Motion Sickness

When one experiences such a large sway of mood swings they feel as if they are getting motion sickness. I.e. going from happy to sad to conflicted to laughing in a matter of seconds repeatedly for an elongated about of time.

“I found out that my dog went missing, and I felt like I was getting emotional motion sickness.”

by thelazyone14197 December 27, 2023

Emotional Umwerfend

A stage in which two people start discovering each other.

Gigi and Dunkerly are at an ''emotional umwerfend'' stage

by Punkerly August 15, 2020

Emotional Blackmail

No.

Hym "No... 'Emotional Blackmail' is using 'your kids' (in abstraction) to aggregate unearned power and grant yourself extra-judicial authority over other people. You're the ones who chose to subject them to reality. They aren't going to be safe either way, so, no... You don't get to be God unto Pharoah. End of discussion."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2023

Emotional support beverage

A beverage, typically one that you drink for hydration but more for comfort. Hopefully, it will boost your serotonin enough to start/ get you through the day. The effectiveness also depends on whether it comes with a straw.

*me to myself after ordering my favorite emotional support beverage: a pistachio cream mint matcha* “This shit better fix my life”

Or

After a long day, the Dude proceeded to sip his emotional support bev, the vodka-cran. Instantly, he felt the weight of the day slip away…..

by b-sides4ever September 1, 2025