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Melting Elephant Seal 

In the realm of Faerun, this is performed when you are mid coitus and you pull out to finish on your partners face, whilst simultaneously pouring wax on their forehead. This results in them making a face resembling a melting elephant seal.
Did you see what Killini did to Rainmeadow last night? Totally gave her a melting elephant seal!
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silk elephant

A male penis (post ejaculation) which has been covered in semen by the act of sex.

A slippery member, post coital.
Having shaken the police from his tail, he was proud of his silk elephant.

Mad Elephant 

The result of spewing ejaculate over the face of an individual causing said receiver to sputter and trumpet like an elephant, preferably gesticulating their arms wildly in a pantomime of an elephant's trunk. May also be referred to as an Angry Elephant. Orbital involvement would consequently also be referred to as the Blind Mad Elephant.
I had her like a Blind Mad Elephant crashing around the room and sputtering like some crazy pachyderm.
Mad Elephant by Daghda April 10, 2010

Dusty Elephant 

The art of taking the "fromunda cheese" from under your ballsack. Placing said cheese on the tip of your proud soldier. And getting the lovely lady of your choice in the audience to give you a good blow-me-down.
"So I gave that chick from last night a dusty elephant...

...there was puke EVERYWHERE..."

One-Eyed Elephant 

When a man gets on all fours and spreads his asscheeks apart revealing his asshole. With the buttcheeks representing the large ears, the asshole as the one eye, and the hanging cock as the trunk, the lucky viewer gets an image of an elephant with one eye.
Nick: Hey wanna see a one-eyed elephant?
Slut: Sure Daddy.
Nick: There it is. Now tongue that ass like you do so well.
One-Eyed Elephant by BelASSis February 17, 2013

The Elephant 

When a guy cums in a girl's nose and she snorts it out like an elephant.
Guy A: Dude, I totally did The Elephant on my girlfriend last night!
Guy B: You are so gross...
The Elephant by Pilot1234 June 11, 2010

screaching elephant 

lift your cock and balls place on window then slide them down the window to make the elephant screach
i gave that bitch a screaching elephant while she was under the glass table.Better when done on driver side window of friends car
screaching elephant by soup bone February 3, 2008