subprime dude

Low life, untrustworthy, not worth giving your time nor attention to, looser, scrub

Don't waste your vibe on that subprime dude.

by Dr. Philogolist January 29, 2009

dude glue

semen

I touched my weiner until dude glue came out.

by superepicbros September 8, 2017

Dude Chemistry

Platonic chemistry present in all dude-dude interaction, which contributes to compatibility and success in dude-dude relations. Or, how well guys get along.

1. "I thought you were going out tonight?" "Nah my dude chemistry with Chris is all whack now, I'm staying home."

2. "Hey is it cool if Jordan comes to?" "I guess man....that guy and I have like negative dude chemistry though."

3. "Man when you and Brock are together you guys are so freaking funny. Your dude chemistry is off the charts." "Dude that's weird, don't say that."

by spybat January 8, 2010

Food with dude

An entity who is a dude and somewhere on him is food. No one knows what kind of food he'll have on but most of the time it's food you want. These creatures are very stupid. DO NOT INTERACT WITH THEM FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR, as they might poison you.

Hey the food with dude is approaching you

by Poopa stinka010 May 11, 2022

Dude Puss

1. Another way of saying a mans asshole.

2. A Dyke's gash.

Tweak:Dude i went to the strip club last night!
Craig: Did you crush any dude puss?
Tweak: no, it wasnt gay day tuesday.

Jeff: hey you see that dyke over there? would you crush that?
Steve: Nah that looks like a man, definitely has a dude puss...100%

by Commander Queef December 15, 2018

that dude on the bus

ok you probly looked this up for 3 resons

1: you a werdo and thinks urban dictonary knows evrything

2: you are extremly bored and want to see what would come up

3: IDK what do you think

look at that dude on the bus

by neoooo April 29, 2019

Slope Dude

A god among men

As slope dude falls down the slope, he yells the biggest curse word in math possible. "UNDEFINEDDD!!!"

by Slope Dude (Me) December 17, 2019