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Kids Defense Team

Hard working organization who will always be there for homeless children and children that come from low income families.
by kdtinc February 3, 2010
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Tissue Dependency

When you have a cold and your nose is so runny that you need to carry a box of tissues around with you all day.
My sister has really bad tissue dependency right now: She's actually tied a box to her leg.
by The Seventh Muse December 9, 2010
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preemptive defensiveness

1) When an ultra “woke” liberal is so full of shit, they call out there own BS before you can.

2) A liberal that can read your thoughts, ESP, and scolds you for something you’re, supposedly, about to say or accuse them of.

3) A liberal who obstructs your ability to refute him/her/they/them/we/it/blaugh/
hugh?/whatever. They reference an attack on their position or themselves, before you do.
1) It: “Gender fluid” is a real term. I know because I heard it on The View. And, don’t mansplain to me that it’s not a real thing! Me: I’m teaching a biology class. Sit your nappy ass down, knock off the preemptive defensiveness, and learn something of real value, besides nonsensical feminazi terms.

2) It: Were you just about to “mansplain” how to fix my computer? Me: Um? You, sorry them, called the I.T. department because your computer wasn’t plugged into the wall. Stop your preemptive defensiveness and learn something the rest of the world already knows.

3) She: The male patriarchy is responsible for these tyrannical men hiring scantly dressed women at this facility. I don’t want to hear any nonsense about contracts, free will, customer requests, or that most of the employees are female! Men like you are the reason we, women, don’t make enough money to be liberated from the shackles of oppression! All men are controlling pigs, and you’re a disgusting, intolerant, misogynist. Me: No need for preemptive defensiveness Ms. Swift. These are the dancers you hired for your new music video. She: Oh. Well send them backstage and get me some coffee, peasant!
by Nick Harbeston April 17, 2020
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balls defense

Method of defense for women against men. A guy trying to grab a girl? Kick ‘em in the balls!
That guy just tried to attack me!”
What did you do?”
“Balls defense, kick ‘em where the sun don’t shine”
by queesticles October 7, 2020
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Penguin Defence Force (PDF)

The Penguin Defense Force (PDF) is a highly-skilled aquatic warfare unit created during the Falklands war of 1982. The unit mainly consisted of a small group of elite operators trained by British Royal Marines.

The Original Role of the PDF was to defend the Falkland Islands alongside the Britsh Troops during the 10-week conflict between British and Argentinian Troops. This unit of men now no longer exists, although members can still be found to this day
"Shall we push forward? "

"No, let's wait for the Penguin Defence Force (PDF) to clear the shores!"
by Writer098787976 February 12, 2021
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sand sculpture defense

'If you don't like it, don't look at it'. The default defense for weak persons when their cultural taste is rightly ousted as lame. Called a sand sculpture defense because it's an ugly construction that falls apart rather quickly.
Wise man: Sand sculptures are lame. I know y'all been wondering about this, but there it is.
Weak man: If you don't like sand sculptures, don't look at them!
Wise man: Oh snap, the sand sculpture defense.
by Coincidence April 20, 2008
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The Harlow Defense

A progressive punk band from Albuquerque, New Mexico with waaaay larger nuts than BrokenCyde.
Kid 1: Hey did you hear BrokenCyde is all about fucking jail bait?

Kid 2: Yeah, The Harlow Defense is from the same city and way better.
by BC(fucks)13(year olds) May 10, 2009
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