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noun
dawn-uhld deez nuhtz
1. A Man’s Man™ who thinks loyalty is a one-way street and testosterone is a personality trait. Known for pulling sneak-disrespect moves like inviting your friends to a BBQ behind your back, then acting shocked you didn’t show up with a casserole and a smile.
2. The type of guy who dishes out “F*** off” like it's a handshake, but if you toss one back his way, suddenly you're public enemy number one and he's calling his "boys."
3. Gets butt-hurt faster than a toddler denied a juice box, but insists he's just "old school" and "telling it how it is."
4. Goes by the nickname “Donald Deez Nutzz” — but ironically has the thinnest skin west of the Rockies and zero chill when the joke's on him.
Usage:
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
noun
dawn-uhld deez nuhtz
1. A Man’s Man™ who thinks loyalty is a one-way street and testosterone is a personality trait. Known for pulling sneak-disrespect moves like inviting your friends to a BBQ behind your back, then acting shocked you didn’t show up with a casserole and a smile.
2. The type of guy who dishes out “F*** off” like it's a handshake, but if you toss one back his way, suddenly you're public enemy number one and he's calling his "boys."
3. Gets butt-hurt faster than a toddler denied a juice box, but insists he's just "old school" and "telling it how it is."
4. Goes by the nickname “Donald Deez Nutzz” — but ironically has the thinnest skin west of the Rockies and zero chill when the joke's on him.
Usage:
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
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"that's a cool reference"
BUT THEN I'D SEE AN ANIMATED BAG OF CHIPS THAT LOOKS LIKE AMOGUS
I SEE A TRASH CAN AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE AMOGUS GUYS
I SEE A CHAIR AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE AMOGUS GUY
I'M BEING CONDITIONED TO LAUGH MANIACALLY ANYTIME I SEE A RED OBJECT WITH A LOGO ON IT,
I FUCKING CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS, I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T
DON'T GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON THE WORDS,
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I COULD WATCH A MAN KILL EVERYONE I LOVE AND I'D SAY "RED SUS" AND LAUGH LIKE A FUCKING INSANE PERSON
THE WORD AMONG US IS RUINED
THE PHRASE AMONG US IS RUINED
I CAN'T LIVE ANYMORE, AMOGUS HAS DESTROYED MY FUCKING LIFE, I WANT TO EJECT MY SELF FROM THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE, MAKE IT STOP
"that's a cool reference"
BUT THEN I'D SEE AN ANIMATED BAG OF CHIPS THAT LOOKS LIKE AMOGUS
I SEE A TRASH CAN AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE AMOGUS GUYS
I SEE A CHAIR AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE AMOGUS GUY
I'M BEING CONDITIONED TO LAUGH MANIACALLY ANYTIME I SEE A RED OBJECT WITH A LOGO ON IT,
I FUCKING CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS, I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T
DON'T GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON THE WORDS,
I WON'T HEAR THE WORD SUSPICIOUS AGAIN WITHOUT THINKING OF AMOGUS
I COULD WATCH A MAN KILL EVERYONE I LOVE AND I'D SAY "RED SUS" AND LAUGH LIKE A FUCKING INSANE PERSON
THE WORD AMONG US IS RUINED
THE PHRASE AMONG US IS RUINED
I CAN'T LIVE ANYMORE, AMOGUS HAS DESTROYED MY FUCKING LIFE, I WANT TO EJECT MY SELF FROM THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE, MAKE IT STOP
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