Crap Mouth

When a person's breath smells like dog shit.

My boss had such a bad case of crap mouth, I almost barfed after he came into my office to talk to me.
After drinking coffee that was quite old, i developed a bad case of crap mouth.

by Doobee1168 August 3, 2009

nerve-crapping

When you are facing a big test/challenge of which the result matters of some kind, the sudden urge too poo your guts out.

Mom: C'mon Brad, you are going to be late for your exam if you don't leave now!
Brad: But mom, i have to go to the bathroom! Can't make it! Serious case of nerve-crapping!

by Windowlicker b July 3, 2011

crap-nuggs

a word said out of frustration

i just failed every class!!

crap-nuggs! i was really hoping i wouldn't fail 6th grade for the ninth time!

by ohhhhcrapnuggs! July 30, 2009

Crap rod

A rod or stick or pole that has been shoved up a womens anus and is now covered in crap.

Wayne: WTF is that smell?
Josh: IDk maybe its that crap rod next to you.
Mambo: my bad dog i thought i put that bad boy back into my closet

by inyofacenowbisch February 4, 2009

Crap-a-nap

When one passes out while taking a shit.

Person 1 : Where's James, haven't seen him in a while.
Person 2 : I think he's taking a crap-a-nap.

by Bonichetti September 30, 2011

crap cowboy

A person who enjoys particularly dirty anal sex.

Dude, you are such a crap cowboy! Stop trying to stick your hot rod into my asshole!

by charlesisawesome August 29, 2007

coffee crap

An exceptionally foul-smelling stool resulting from the recent consumption of coffee.

Fred: "Geez, what happened in there? Someone really grenaded the toilet."

Ted: "Must've been a coffee crap."

by i-preferpi April 29, 2010