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Crap-a-nap

When one passes out while taking a shit.
Person 1 : Where's James, haven't seen him in a while.
Person 2 : I think he's taking a crap-a-nap.
by Bonichetti September 30, 2011
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coffee crap

An exceptionally foul-smelling stool resulting from the recent consumption of coffee.
Fred: "Geez, what happened in there? Someone really grenaded the toilet."

Ted: "Must've been a coffee crap."
by i-preferpi April 29, 2010
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crap-nuggs

i just failed every class!!

crap-nuggs! i was really hoping i wouldn't fail 6th grade for the ninth time!
by ohhhhcrapnuggs! July 30, 2009
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nerve-crapping

When you are facing a big test/challenge of which the result matters of some kind, the sudden urge too poo your guts out.
Mom: C'mon Brad, you are going to be late for your exam if you don't leave now!
Brad: But mom, i have to go to the bathroom! Can't make it! Serious case of nerve-crapping!
by Windowlicker b July 3, 2011
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Camper Crap

1. A lesser variety of Trailer Trash who reside in their campers, often in Walmart parking lots. 2. A form of White Trash who own neither home nor car, instead only affording a camper that doubles as both housing and transportation.
Look there, in the parking lot, I think those folks might be Camper Crap!
by MWriter September 23, 2009
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The Crap-Slap

Taking a dump in a laytex glove and smacking someone with it. Simple as that....
Sam: hey what are you doing?
Jordan: *SLAP*
Sam: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!
Jordan: You just got The Crap-Slap!!!
by therumpler October 21, 2010
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crap hatch

Descriptive term for a womans asshole
Dr. Pig Pounder is here to plunge your crap hatch.

Nothing would top this night off better than me bottoming out your crap hatch.
by Asp 22 July 23, 2011
mugGet the crap hatchmug.

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