by Bonichetti September 30, 2011

Fred: "Geez, what happened in there? Someone really grenaded the toilet."
Ted: "Must've been a coffee crap."
Ted: "Must've been a coffee crap."
by i-preferpi April 29, 2010

i just failed every class!!
crap-nuggs! i was really hoping i wouldn't fail 6th grade for the ninth time!
crap-nuggs! i was really hoping i wouldn't fail 6th grade for the ninth time!
by ohhhhcrapnuggs! July 30, 2009

When you are facing a big test/challenge of which the result matters of some kind, the sudden urge too poo your guts out.
Mom: C'mon Brad, you are going to be late for your exam if you don't leave now!
Brad: But mom, i have to go to the bathroom! Can't make it! Serious case of nerve-crapping!
Brad: But mom, i have to go to the bathroom! Can't make it! Serious case of nerve-crapping!
by Windowlicker b July 3, 2011

1. A lesser variety of Trailer Trash who reside in their campers, often in Walmart parking lots. 2. A form of White Trash who own neither home nor car, instead only affording a camper that doubles as both housing and transportation.
by MWriter September 23, 2009

Sam: hey what are you doing?
Jordan: *SLAP*
Sam: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!
Jordan: You just got The Crap-Slap!!!
Jordan: *SLAP*
Sam: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!
Jordan: You just got The Crap-Slap!!!
by therumpler October 21, 2010

Dr. Pig Pounder is here to plunge your crap hatch.
Nothing would top this night off better than me bottoming out your crap hatch.
Nothing would top this night off better than me bottoming out your crap hatch.
by Asp 22 July 23, 2011
