cotton boner

When a dude is frantically trying to hump you but his penis is not hard.

Sue: Well,how did the hookup with that dude you met go the other night?
Wendy: Horrible. He had cotton boner but insisted we keep trying...for an hour. Pointless!

by semami4700 April 28, 2019

pickn-cotton

the act of one having a job, career or daily task. Hustling legal or illegal. slave term, blacks on the plantation were forced to pick cotton for slave owners. In today's world there is a different owner forcing one to slave. This could be the government, bills, child support, etc. updated version of slaving

wyd? man right now im here pickn-cotton but i will done soon and off the plantation.

by Mont G September 22, 2011

I don't cotton

Don't like it

I don't cotton to the idea you did that!

by Scarred & Tatted October 2, 2022

Cotton Vag.

When you smoke some loud and it leaves you with a really really dry mouth , but also your lady notices how overwhelming dry her vagina is .

Baby you've been smoking some loud cuz you've got a bad case of cotton vag.

by BrianJenny May 24, 2018

Cottone Opinion

The worst opinions about media: (ei. Movies, video games, tv shows)

Person 1: Hey did you hear that Gianni thinks Clone Wars is bad?
Person 2: Yeah, straight Cottone Opinion

by Kizzy-master September 17, 2021

cotton alley

The title of the bonus chapter/world in Super Meat Boy. The chapter themes itself around femininity, as you play Bandage Girl with certain level names eluding to the theme as well.

The chapter title likely refers to tampons (often made of cotton) being inserted into an "alley", thus making a vagina the "cotton alley".

G*mer: I JUST BEAT COTTON ALLEY DARK WORLD DEATHLESS!!!

Normal person: Go outside virgin

by 4udity January 9, 2024

cotton wood

When your dick gets hard and you have nothing to stick it in, you got nothing you can do about it and you just have to live with it, you got a good ol fashion case of the cotton wood.

"I was driving down the road last night and got cotton wood, it sucked"

"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"

"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"

by freakynasty April 21, 2019