a cooper is someone who gets with every girl possible and is also an asshole. If you meet a cooper you probably want to run for the hills as fast as possible.
by c3lly July 30, 2022
Get the Cooper mug.1 • Is not a safety
• A cornerback who will lockdown your number one
• CB1
2. • Is Cornerback one
• locked down your number one option
• A punt returner
• Almost cribbed the punt return
• Be locking down your slot
3. • Super Bowl Champion
• Aquarius
• The first player in Super Bowl history to intercept a pass or score a touchdown on his birthday
• Returned a poor throw by Kermit 38 yards for a TD to give Philadelphia a 17-0 lead over Kansas City in the second quarter
• A cornerback who will lockdown your number one
• CB1
2. • Is Cornerback one
• locked down your number one option
• A punt returner
• Almost cribbed the punt return
• Be locking down your slot
3. • Super Bowl Champion
• Aquarius
• The first player in Super Bowl history to intercept a pass or score a touchdown on his birthday
• Returned a poor throw by Kermit 38 yards for a TD to give Philadelphia a 17-0 lead over Kansas City in the second quarter
Person 1: *Mentions Cooper DeJean*
Person 2: “What did you say about Cooper DeJean?”
Person 1: “said his white ass can run”
Eagles Fan: “Dejean is CB1!!!!!”
Sportscaster: “Why is he CB1? Let me guess? Quick than fast? Sneaky athletic? LET THAT WHITE BOY PLAY CORNER”
FUN FACT: You throw it his way, noooo go
“Black QB and a White Cornerback won the Super Bowl? I KNEW DEI was beneficial!!!”
Person 2: “What did you say about Cooper DeJean?”
Person 1: “said his white ass can run”
Eagles Fan: “Dejean is CB1!!!!!”
Sportscaster: “Why is he CB1? Let me guess? Quick than fast? Sneaky athletic? LET THAT WHITE BOY PLAY CORNER”
FUN FACT: You throw it his way, noooo go
“Black QB and a White Cornerback won the Super Bowl? I KNEW DEI was beneficial!!!”
by beyhivebouncer February 11, 2025
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Friend: dude are you ok? You’ve been sitting on that swing for 15 minutes.
Me(unable to move): that Super Cooper was so strong I literally don’t know how to move
Me(unable to move): that Super Cooper was so strong I literally don’t know how to move
by Lego nerd May 28, 2025
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Covered under the F.B.I cooper will take dead bodies and turn them into lube in his lube factory
Covered under the F.B.I cooper will take dead bodies and turn them into lube in his lube factory
Gay man1: hey did you bring the lube?
Gay man2: nah I forgot. Let me buy some
Gay man 1: I heard cooper sells lube for 20$ a gallon
Gay man2:That’s a bargain!
Gay man2: nah I forgot. Let me buy some
Gay man 1: I heard cooper sells lube for 20$ a gallon
Gay man2:That’s a bargain!
by Bostoncreampies March 19, 2024
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tall math teacher big beard. looks bad w/o one
slightly unhinged and bipolar
married
big football guy
overall, cool math guy
slightly unhinged and bipolar
married
big football guy
overall, cool math guy
by blerrrrp June 16, 2022
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