gun control

The most retarded I thing I have ever heard of

"there should be more gun contr-" *smack*
"what is your thoughts on gun control?" *smack*
"daddy, what's gun control?" YOU WILL NOT EVER SPEAK THOSE WORDS UNDER THIS ROOF UNLESS YOU ARE MAKING FUN OF IT OR INSULTING IT.

by GhostRepellent November 15, 2022

control + W

^W is a control sequance on UNIX terminals that deletes a word back. Similiar pun as striked out text, to represent freudian subconsciously typed truth.

i only do it for the money^Wfun (the UNIX notation for control + W is ^W)

by yozsi88 April 3, 2011

Controller

Something you can beat the shit out of after losing a game of Fortnite with 15 kills and a gold scar

I break controller.

by Spoopy poo March 1, 2022

Controlled Incompetence

Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.

The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."

by Double Jay Dubs May 3, 2022

The Sony Playstation 3 Boomerang Controller Is A Trackpad For A Compass

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The Sony Playstation 3 Boomerang Controller Is A Trackpad For A Compass

by Reninu March 15, 2025

Ghetto Pest Control

When you throw boiling water down the drains everyday to keep the roaches from crawling up through them.

"What are you cooking Mom?"
"Oh nothing son, just gonna throw that boiling water down the drains because it's time for our daily ghetto pest control."

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

Control Panel

Control panel is shortened to CP, which is re-expanded into child porn.

"Yea, I have a shit ton of control panel on my computer dude. probably like 12gb." "Holy shit man, how old? are you selling?"

by Deconentrated September 22, 2022