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confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.
Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."
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Concer

A disease spread by random humans in dark allyways
I inhaled silica and got concer
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concerndcat

concerndcat is a pretty cool youtube channel with silly flipaclip animations and stuff i guess.
hey man have you heard of concerndcat?
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conaer

The most xenophobic, tory, cuck you will meet. A passionate royalest and pervayor of Boris Johnson sex dolls he uses to replace his lack of freinds. has had a peinus reduction to prevent fainting during erections.
The queen is dead- that'll upset Conaer
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Confederation

A meeting which consists of a number of parties or groups united in an alliance or league.
The confederation included the first prime minister of Canada, John A Macdonald
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Confederation

A meeting which consists of a number of parties or groups united in an alliance or league.
John A Macdonald was apart of the the Canadian confederation
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Confectaurants

A cafe that serves fountain treats, lunches, and candy. Confectaurants is coined by Ernest ‘Sticky’ Wilson in promoting his eleven cafes in San Francisco and the Bay Area specializing in chocolates, as seen in a 1933 pictorial advertisement. “Wilson’s - THE CANDY WITH A COLLEGE EDUCATION
“No matter which one of the eleven Wilson confectaurants you visit, we promise you will find delicious cooking…such as you have seldom
encountered outside of the home circle.” - host Ernest ‘Sticky’ Wilson.
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