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Colonsweater

A kinder and more humorous way to refer to someone as an ass.
Man, Dan is such a colonsweater! He stole my laptop!
by berleef May 9, 2009
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Colonel's Christmas

The unwise decision of eating KFC on Christmas Eve, resulting in a explosive aftermath on Christmas Day.
Oh man, I really shouldn't of ate that KFC before Christmas, I really hope Grandma gets me a pair of new pants for Crimbo... as I sense The Colonel has a really BIG present for me.

Have a nice Colonel's Christmas!
by Flealan December 26, 2009
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colonize my ass

Cumming inside someone's ass
Look at that hot guy over there. He can colonize my ass
by aussyj August 16, 2017
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Colonal Portal

A symptom of severe digestive unease where you have passed all excrement available to your bowels from the present, yet the rectum continue to move waste. Presumably this material is transported from future meals by means of a space-time rift deep within the large intestine. - - Also known as: "The Ghost of Shitmas Future."
Fucking Hell, Kevin. I was so messed up after that truck burrito last night, I must have opened up a colonal portal around one. I think I might have shit the dinner Becca and I are going to have tomorrow...
Kevin, I have met The Ghost of Shitmas Future!
by The Mumbling Manchildren December 11, 2017
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Colonial Heights

A town composed of people who think a roundabout destroyed their city.
Colonial Heights resident 1: Can you believe there has been another accident at the roundabout?
Colonial Heights resident 2: Of course! Hey, wanna go to that imaginary Krispy Kreme?
by SirensTide June 26, 2018
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Coloniza

From the movie The Black Panther, Coloniza is a Wakandan term used to address a person of European decent.
"Everytime a mass shooting happens, it's always a coloniza."
"Colonizas are getting real bold on social media knowing they wouldn't act the same in real life."
"Shut up! You coloniza before I slap the beef stroganoff out of your mouth."
"This food is seasonless. It taste of coloniza."
by Moor Negus February 21, 2018
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Colonia middle school

A school filled with a huge majority of spoiled white kids that think racism homophobia and sexism are funny jokes and topics and a lot of trump supporters and red necks who support “blue lives matter more than black” :/
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