christopher john mcpherson

A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....

Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!

by McPherson January 15, 2025

Christopher Columbused a Bitch

To be the first white man to fuck a bitch that's only been fucked by blacks

Person A: Yo Adam fucked Jess
Person B: No way Jess only lets blacks hit
Person A: Yeah he Christopher Columbused a Bitch

by asdfasdfweiosdng January 21, 2025

christopher

the most annoying boy you will EVER meet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE ONLY PLAYS ROBLOXS AND IS BRAINWASHED WITH THE GAMES! never ever trust a chris toe fur !

"ew look at him, he is Definetly a CHRISTOPHER''

by anonymous January 24, 2025

Christopher "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Christopher "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens whonare addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Christopher "Angie": The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release

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Christopher "Angie": The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025

Christopher

Christopher is usually a very tall sexy black handsome big meat man who will love you no matter who you are and what u do they are very loving and caring person who sadly does not have a dad but he can be your daddy.. but he can be one of the best friends that you would ever have and if u have a Christopher in your life u should put a ring on him before someone else does.

Christopher does not like salads

by Alex rosan March 23, 2025