Cheese Finger

When your finger inadvertently slips through the toilet paper whilst wiping the ass.
I just shat and gave myself a cheese finger. To top it off, the soap dispenser was empty.
by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2017
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twat cheese

1. A chunky yeast infection.
2. When a skank doesn't wash her twat.
He found a pair of undies with twat cheese drifting in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
twat cheese} {skank} yeast infection {chunky cheese}
by LaQuifa December 02, 2014
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cheese toes

Like fondue, cheese toes are often enjoyed by those with a foot fetish. Simply dunk your partner's toe in a cheese fountain and go to town! Cheddar, Gouda, Mozzarella, you name it.

*Highly suggest you wash the feet prior to consumption (but if you prefer otherwise that is your choice, as those with Blue Cheese toe fetishes tend to enjoy toe fungus with their cheese toes.)
I know I said only feet pics, but could I get some cheese toes tonight?
by sweden2020 April 27, 2021
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Cheese Dart

A Cheese Dart occurs when flecks of cheese and pasta are discharged from a penis after sodomizing a cellmate who ate a bowl of macaroni the previous day.
"Hey Tony...I'm gonna spray your back wit cheese darts tomorrow if you eat that cheesy macaroni today!"
by frankfurter by proxy June 06, 2009
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Cheese Pizza

"Dude, did you hear ___ got arrested for owning 'cheese pizza'"? "Holy shit, man."
by a funni meme February 03, 2015
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dick cheese

A white crusty substanace that forms all on and around the penis when a man hasn't washed it after sex or at all in a long time
baby, you better take care of that dick cheese before you think i'm going down on ya
by jmae8313 March 28, 2005
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Fu'munda Cheese

1.) Sweat build up under the forskin of the penis.

2.) Dirty tainted sweat from under the ball sack.
by Shawn Shiffy Shaffer March 25, 2017
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