A man that seems very balanced in all aspects however he is only hiding it well, he is very handsome and people tell him that but he is insecure and doesn't believe it. He treats women and his momma like a treasure. He is loyal, trust worthy, says mean jokes, humble and a cool chill guy unless you cross his boundaries he will say something about it. if you happen to be friends with a carl you are very lucky.
by Hdhshdhd December 4, 2021
Get the Carlmug. A She-Carl is a father who identified as a mother for the purposes of custody and child support. But he doesn't spend any of the child support on his child.
Kid 1: "why don't you have shoes"
Kid 2: "my dad spends all the child support that mom gives him on himself."
Kid 1: "he's a douche bag."
Kid 2: "he's a She-Carl. We're not supposed to judge."
Kid 2: "my dad spends all the child support that mom gives him on himself."
Kid 1: "he's a douche bag."
Kid 2: "he's a She-Carl. We're not supposed to judge."
by Profound Observations July 9, 2025
Get the She-Carlmug. A very creepy arborist, who employes sex offenders and trims your bushes in a manner to allow him to return later and peek in your winds and spy on you.
Sometimes he sets up cameras that spy on you in the shower.
Sometimes he sets up cameras that spy on you in the shower.
Homeowner: "why are these bushes trimmed like this?"
Landscaper: "the arborist did that."
Homeowner: "FFS! He's a peepin' Carl! Check the perimeter for cameras!"
Landscaper: "the arborist did that."
Homeowner: "FFS! He's a peepin' Carl! Check the perimeter for cameras!"
by Profound Observations July 9, 2025
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Get the Big Hot Carl Energymug. Hi Carls nice to see you again!
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