most stupid and idiot human on earth. Do not be friends with carl. He will cause your suicide. He is not a good person. If u see him, do not approach him. He is dangerous and can affect your brain and your level of intelligence. IQ: -10
by ihatecarl.com September 28, 2020
Get the carl mug.A Carl Camera is a recording camera that a Carl places in an inconspicuous place and tries to record himself having sex with have girls without their consent. Or just videos them getting out of the shower without their consent.
"You never want to step out of the shower only to find a carl camera staring back at you."
"A Carl camera is the creepiest thing ever!"
"I know! I found one in my toilet!"
"A Carl camera is the creepiest thing ever!"
"I know! I found one in my toilet!"
by Profound Observations July 9, 2025
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by HAltefanden May 30, 2022
Get the Carl mug.A man often mistaken for being German due to his extremely small penis and bad sense of fashion. Carl is usually underestimated for his extreme power and strength however can also become cocky. A gill is normally found on the top of his ear making Carl a half fish and due to his 5 showers a day it really shows he loves water. Although Carl can seem like an alright guy he is also a child beater. Everytime he hears a young boy is misbehaving he will threaten to drag there face along a brick wall whilst yelling at them for being scum. His personality can be dry at times however it's usually because no one wants to here about his day at work and how dusty he is.
"Hey Carl do you want to play football ?"
Carl: "sorry I just need a 5 minute sit down as I'm all dusty"
Carl: "sorry I just need a 5 minute sit down as I'm all dusty"
by Fishboy2174 June 30, 2019
Get the Carl mug.When you’re a Caucasian man child that jerks off every time you watch the play Alexander Hamilton. So during sex you fill your partners mouth with hot water and tie a tea bag to your balls. Proceeding to dunk them in her mouth until tea is brewed. While wearing a top hot and saying “I fancy a cup of tea”.
by ThatGuyJohny October 20, 2021
Get the Fancy Carl mug.A situation where numerous Carl's get together and do really stupid things. You can't even explain it because there's so much stupid going on in one place. It usually involves chainsaws, woodchoppers, climbing spikes and a lot of drugs.
"What the hell is going on over there?"
"Obviously, it's a real cluster carl. Better stay clear so you don't loose an arm or a dick."
"Obviously, it's a real cluster carl. Better stay clear so you don't loose an arm or a dick."
by Profound Observations July 9, 2025
Get the Cluster Carl mug.A Swedish honeydew melon lover. Most commonly associated with girls named Sydney. Most Carl's are also ruined, as they have nowhere to go but below the surface of Sweden.
by Thepandacarrot December 6, 2016
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