An often unsatisfying dump which, as a result of inadequate hydration, lacks the necessary bonding agent to form a large gratifying crap, and usually takes the shape of a pyramid in a mass of individual turds on the bottom of the toilet.
I just made a pile of cannon balls in there! Probably because I had a few beers last night, and ran a 5K this morning. .. I was so dehydrated.
by stall2 March 31, 2017
Get the pile of cannon ballsmug. An ex-administrator of www.GameFAQS.com 's message board system, but banned for not concealing administrator account.
by Jeff Veasey September 14, 2003
Get the Divine DG Cannonmug. When the over excessive {fucking} of the ass causes a chick to build up a fart and then shoot the guys dick out of her asshole like a clown being shot out of a cannon.
by Jdog182 October 3, 2006
Get the Reverse Circus Cannonmug. by sphincter sargent September 13, 2016
Get the turkish battle cannonmug. After space docking with a chick, you screw her abnormally hard in a position of your choosing. If you lasted more than a meager 5 minutes, the chick should be able to muster up a pretty nice quief. The turd which was loaded through the space docking procedure mentioned earlier, should be launched from her vagina like a cannon ball, just squishier. To achieve greater distance, you must "go the distance."
by K White February 8, 2007
Get the chocolate cannon ballmug. A small wheeled cannon which, if properly maintained and armed with ammunition that isn't gammon, might be able to stop the monkey. Alternatively, surrounding the monkey with foxes or toilets will net you the prize of the voucher for 10p off sprouts (cash value 0.001 pence).
by dav0rd May 24, 2005
Get the handy cannonmug. refers to your foot when kicking someone way from you on the couch whether it be a household pet or a person.
by Hawkclan32 October 21, 2013
Get the foot cannonmug.