When you earn a DUI weekend and have to do the three day jail weekend, you tell your boss you are desert camping.
Me: Hey I can't come in this Saturday.
Him: Why not?
Me: I have a desert camping weekend scheduled before I took this job.
Him: Why not?
Me: I have a desert camping weekend scheduled before I took this job.
by Monica Kiryakov January 24, 2018
Get the desert campingmug. A sex camp. Filled with sporty teenagers that train hard during the day and fuck around at night. It’s a lot of hispanic people which is annoying because they think they run the place. Pretty fun though especially on the weekend trips to the beach or theme parks with best friends.
Annie: What did you do this summer?
Jack: I went to IMG camp
Annie: What did you do there?
Jack: Played baseball and lost my virginity
Jack: I went to IMG camp
Annie: What did you do there?
Jack: Played baseball and lost my virginity
by lilredrobimhood72 April 28, 2020
Get the IMG campmug. Someone of lesser intelligence than a dodo bird but is capable of taming Iguanodons.
Synonyms: Retard, Sped, Dumbass
Synonyms: Retard, Sped, Dumbass
by Alabora67 July 15, 2020
Get the Camp Jackmug. by johnsssevehshshshs October 4, 2020
Get the alex campmug. Person 1 "hey man she looks hot eh?"
Person 2 "dude how long have you been in camp? I think you have camp vision because she is ugly"
Person 2 "dude how long have you been in camp? I think you have camp vision because she is ugly"
by Chris234g February 21, 2018
Get the camp visionmug. A fastidiotic idea dreamed up by well-to-do white women with too much time on their hand to fix the thing they find annoying about their husband or male partner.
Stole Camp was created by women most easily visualized as Wine Mom. Whether initially well-intentioned or not, Stole Camp is, at best, completely without merit, and almost certain to be counterproductive in addressing the issues that supposedly exist.
The logic stream behind Stole Camp matches that of parents in the 1970’s, worried by their son exhibiting gay tendencies, choosing to send their kid to spend more time at church, being mentored by the Priest within the confines of the rectory.
Stole Camp was created by women most easily visualized as Wine Mom. Whether initially well-intentioned or not, Stole Camp is, at best, completely without merit, and almost certain to be counterproductive in addressing the issues that supposedly exist.
The logic stream behind Stole Camp matches that of parents in the 1970’s, worried by their son exhibiting gay tendencies, choosing to send their kid to spend more time at church, being mentored by the Priest within the confines of the rectory.
Wife One: My husband is so annoying.
Wife Two: Mine too! In fact, I’m sending him to a two-week intensive Stole Camp in Las Vegas to work on all his issues under the measured guidance of Stolevrusny. I’m confident he will come back all fixed.
Wife One: Wow, that sounds genius.
Wife Two: Mine too! In fact, I’m sending him to a two-week intensive Stole Camp in Las Vegas to work on all his issues under the measured guidance of Stolevrusny. I’m confident he will come back all fixed.
Wife One: Wow, that sounds genius.
by Dr. Gibberish January 8, 2023
Get the Stole Campmug. Camp Staff are undoubtedly the oddest people you can meet. Sporting a non-existent paycheck and given hard work to do 24/7 they still come back to work again the next Season!
On the Surface they seem extremely outdoorsy and athletic! But stick around for the weekends, and you will quickly be sucked into their D&D stories, Magic The Gathering games, and some pretty serious Anime Discussions unless you find the one or two Actual outdoors men to hang out with In a Tree! Just pray you don't find the Furries, there's a lot more here than you think!
None of us actually know what we're teaching either, half of it is completely BS or made up! Also you never actually completed the Merit Badge, we just didn't want to deal with you anymore!
Did that staffer do something Really Cool for you? Well they do It for everyone and your no different, get over it.
We seem to really like you guys, we become best buds and form friendships that last forever! But when you come back next year or even next week I'll have no clue who you are!
Safety is our #1 Priority! When you scouts or our boss are around..
On the Surface they seem extremely outdoorsy and athletic! But stick around for the weekends, and you will quickly be sucked into their D&D stories, Magic The Gathering games, and some pretty serious Anime Discussions unless you find the one or two Actual outdoors men to hang out with In a Tree! Just pray you don't find the Furries, there's a lot more here than you think!
None of us actually know what we're teaching either, half of it is completely BS or made up! Also you never actually completed the Merit Badge, we just didn't want to deal with you anymore!
Did that staffer do something Really Cool for you? Well they do It for everyone and your no different, get over it.
We seem to really like you guys, we become best buds and form friendships that last forever! But when you come back next year or even next week I'll have no clue who you are!
Safety is our #1 Priority! When you scouts or our boss are around..
by Poor_Staffer May 9, 2019
Get the Camp Staffmug.