Cabbage

A President who cannot formulate coherent sentences and shits his britches.

Hey President Cabbage, you left your dignity over here.

by Vernonopolis November 24, 2021

Dirty cabbage

Watching your bitch limp into coles

That dirty cabbage

Can’t believe he just sat there while she just limped into coles

by D Barrymore July 28, 2021

Dense Cabbage

An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery

Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.

by Shakespeare Definitions August 30, 2020

Ham cabbage

An overused vagina that has excessive labia resembling a cabbage head made from ham.

My wifes vagina looks like a ham cabbage!!

by N8 cv35 June 18, 2019

Muff Cabbage

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It's a Jersey thing

Dude, what's muff cabbage?

It's a Jersey thing

by absolutepower October 18, 2010

Cabbage

Marijuana/weed

I was getting baked from smoking cabbage

by TitmouseM February 16, 2024

Cabbage

To turn or the turning of a persons bag or bags inside out

Did u see leahy cabbage his bag lol

by Pdb March 4, 2019