Cabbage

Ball of shit that is bad for you

Person: I eat cabbages. Other person: ur gay

by Dan Pash Autist December 3, 2019

Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate

I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs

by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021

Cabbage-pult

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which lobs cabbages at Zombies, dealing more damage as a base Peashooter but also attacks twice as slower than Peashooter overall.

"Cabbage-pult is pretty dogwater and is incomparable to Peashooter due to how weak he is."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

cabbage patching

a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape

That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.

by The Lady Rowan July 30, 2016

Cabbage

Slang for "trash", "sum shit", etc.

Person 1:
Dude my girlfriend cheated on me with my dad
Person 2:
Fuck dude, that's sum cabbage

by Princexftheflies December 1, 2019

cabbage

1) Not to be confused with the vegetable of the same name; an expression of dismay, alarm, shock, or some negative emotion.

2) Could also be used shorthand for the insult "cabbage head".

"Aw, cabbage...I left my phone charger at home!"

"Some cabbage tried to fight me today on campus. Good thing I taught them a thing or two."

by Seekertionary March 4, 2025

Cabbage

Cabbage

A word used to describe someone sickly, meek, frail or appearing to be soft. May present with bad posture. Probably the smelly kid at school. A light breeze could blow them over

Usually attributed to males in the late teens or early twenties.

Origin - Scrubs

“How the hell did that muppet Sands get through basic training?”
“You mean cabbage? Bro, he’s gonna struggle...look at him.”

by SapperT May 30, 2020