Muff Cabbage

Apparent insult that people from Jersey use, as shown in an episode of South Park

YOU'RE SUCH A MUFF CABBAGE

by supamang October 17, 2010

Cabbaged

(Adj.) To describe a cabbage like plant (i.e. cabbage, lettuce) still in ball form

Antonym: uncabbaged - (adj.) Shredded, or otherwise broken down from cabbage form

Oh, look out in the fields, you can see the still cabbaged lettuce!

Why would you have us get these full mozarella balls that we have to shred when the lettuce we have in stock has been uncabbaged?

by TooStoned2Care September 4, 2021

cabbage

a special type of cabbage that only a crecture loves his name is .... eh papa / me he hides them in his belly button!

person 1- woah look tehre eh papa and hes blaming people for stealing his cabbage

by urgrandmasaggy December 20, 2018

Busted cabbage

KP got her star wrecked on a dirty weekend in Londonderry

She got pounded all weekend, pussy is like a busted cabbage

by Captain Ripper1 November 29, 2019

Cabbage Tots

Another term for Brussels sprouts.

"Could you please pass the Brussels sprouts?"

"The what?"

"Oh sorry. Could you please pass the cabbage tots?"

by briareos02 June 6, 2013

Cabbage Eater

Someone who likes to lick/eat balls usually ones that are big and monstrous.

"Tiffany was tasting my balls last night, my balls felt so good!" "I didn't know Tiffany was a cabbage eater"

by Brothy Water March 31, 2023

smoking cabbage

Smoking cabbage is when you take 3 month old cabbage that is all wet and soggy and roll it up in a piece of paper and catch it on fire and inhale the toxic fumes while the cabbage gets all toasty inside the paper

We were sitting by the fire smoking cabbage

by Grannys wet April 2, 2017