cooper button

is gay and lonely and loves penis in his mouth

cooper button why are you fucking a boy

by cooper button October 29, 2020

Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)

The elder god of lard. His people are know as lardians. Danny has been measured at 227,665,897,123 kilo grams in diameter. It is on record that this massive monstrosity of lard can consume a whole planet in one sweep of his massive lardy maw. Danny can only be defeated by his one rival, the elder god of bondage, Hernanbo! Also known as Tiff Tiff, Hernanbo will fight a war against Danny until she finds the golden hamster, which she will then bondage to her anal gland and make sweet sweaty love to until Danny's lard is eliminated.

THE WRATH OF THE MAJESTIC LARD GOD SHALL RAIN UPON THEE LIKE THE SPERM OF A THOUSAND INSECTS WHICH WILL THEN DEFILE AND RAPE YOU!

~Faticus, Lardian High priest.

Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)

by Twinkiezrule December 11, 2011

fierce competitor

Somebody who comes in first AND third in a circle-jerk.

Louie is a fierce competitor! Made me ashamed.

by Scrivener July 5, 2006

cooper

Disgusting fuckboy with an inflated sense of self and dick size.

Typical Cooper!!

by wordsmithaf August 10, 2016

alice cooper

sixty year old goth who throws chickens

alice cooper kicks ass

by stan April 12, 2006

kayleigh cooper

a real good looking individual, everyone wants to be her, she is a sex god, and one of the best people that you will ever meet

wow that girl last night was a real kayleigh cooper

by whoknowslol August 18, 2009

cooper

To Cooper (inf. verb): To shit ones pants
Past Tense: Coopered

I totally Coopered when I met Megan Fox.

I Coopered when Papa gave me an A on my English final.

Bro.... I just Coopered.

by coopalooplaxbro June 16, 2010