California weather

Noun, used to describe perfect weather when it's sunny, hot and the sky's blue.
Most common in summer but can happen year-round.

Named after the state that's famous for it's nice weather and climate.
Person 1 :" Hey you wanna go swimming with me?"

Person 2: " sure! There's nothing better you can do when you've got California weather."
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California horses

A horse in which a person would like to be naked with in private.
by VeniVincere August 17, 2010
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California Minute

My boi took 2 California minutes to get here.
by YuOfTheNight December 13, 2018
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California dumb

Cumulative stupidity resulting from a potent combination of unjustified entitlement, middling to low IQ, constant unchecked proximity to other vapid airheads, forced upward inflection, and the mistaken feelings of contribution despite providing little to no actual value to society observed exclusively in condescending coastal California dwellers.
Did you hear Rhett ask the whole crew to Google how much 23 grams of Carbon weighs and nobody caught it? God, they're all so California dumb.
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California Flu

I heard Derrick has the California Flu...
Yeah, he's a goner.
by the eyeball May 14, 2017
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California cow

1. A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese.

2. A Fat Blunt from California
Shaq: Yo that girls a snack !

Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !

A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .
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california knot

The act of two men are on the beach and tie their erect penises around one anothers.
hey hun, while we're laying here wanna do a California knot?
by chiefsneef May 23, 2014
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