california sandstorm

When your jizz comes out super fast and it's like a shotgun spread to the face .🍆

I California sandstormed my friends mom

by Liam swearing in May 31, 2016

California Condom

When you stuff a smallish box into a free flat rate envelope to defeat the high cost of shipping to far off places.

Brenda in Long Beach ordered this sweater from me. It's $9.85 to ship it in it's own box, but I crammed it into a California Condom and got the cost down to $6.90

by global_shipper December 22, 2018

The California Virus

When people from California move to your state and turn it blue.

Jimbo: Hey apparently Arizona is now blue.

Timmy: Yeah I think we have the California virus.

by The AIDS Maid November 5, 2020

California Exodus

The "California Exodus" describes this phenomenon where people have moved out of the state of California because of various factors, which include:

a. high cost of living
b. the threat of natural disasters, such as earthquakes, wildfires, and maybe even the Yellowstone volcano in the future
c. COVID restrictions
d. rising crime rates and homelessness

Common destinations for Californian "refugees" include Texas, Florida, Virginia, Colorado, Idaho, and Washington (Washington state, not Washington DC). But a lot of locals living in those states don't like the Californians because they think the Californians will end up bringing their own problems from California to their new homes and ruin their new communities, etc.

Elon Musk has moved to Texas as part of the California Exodus.

by SpicyCuttlefish April 12, 2022

California campfire

Same as the Colorado campfire. But with two men.

Ken and Dave from San Francisco camping. We both enjoyed our California campfire graham crackers.

by anonymous September 29, 2022

California Cold

When a so-cal native travels to another part of the world and the place has a temperature that may be normal or hot for them but for so-cal natives cold as hell. This is because it gets spicy in so-cal

Damn its fucking California cold out here

by 5Head4Head3Head July 17, 2019

California cow

1. A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese.

2. A Fat Blunt from California

Shaq: Yo that girls a snack !

Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !

A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .

by Big boy Bob January 9, 2022