california sandstorm

When your jizz comes out super fast and it's like a shotgun spread to the face .🍆

I California sandstormed my friends mom

by Liam swearing in May 31, 2016

california sandstorm

When your jizz/cum comes out like a shotgun shell filled with 1000 pellets, it usually has a wide radius and hits the objects around the target.. cause=Cumming too fast

That idiot California sandstormed on my wall

by California Sandstorm May 31, 2016

california tip

When one tips or is tipped with marijuana

“I worked late shift last night but someone in the drive through gave me a California Tip!”
“Let’s spark it!!

by elitjsh February 2, 2018

The California Virus

When people from California move to your state and turn it blue.

Jimbo: Hey apparently Arizona is now blue.

Timmy: Yeah I think we have the California virus.

by The AIDS Maid November 5, 2020

California Stop

Slowing down, but not fully stopping at a stop sign. (Also known as a “Hollywood Stop” in Northern California)

“I almost hit that car!”
“That’s what happens when you do a California Stop!”

by knmjhytfdresawqWDRSFTHJ March 1, 2021

california in ohio

it is california in ohio

holy smokes dude thats california in ohio

by brintonisgay April 22, 2021

California dumb

Cumulative stupidity resulting from a potent combination of unjustified entitlement, middling to low IQ, constant unchecked proximity to other vapid airheads, forced upward inflection, and the mistaken feelings of contribution despite providing little to no actual value to society observed exclusively in condescending coastal California dwellers.

Did you hear Rhett ask the whole crew to Google how much 23 grams of Carbon weighs and nobody caught it? God, they're all so California dumb.

by TooLateBlue May 10, 2023