broken glass

Typicaly found on the one man one jar website. It is widely considered to be a sexual experience

I slid down onto the glass. But the glass shattered and the broken glass got stuck in my rectum

by thefithappygiraffe February 19, 2018

national broken table appreciation day

its self explanatory. its national broken table day 🤷🏼

"Bro did you hear, today is National Broken Table Appreciation Day!"

by Stacy McKeen March 9, 2020

Sound Like A Broken Record

(Adj.) Having something repeatedly being said to you, most of the time about the same thing. This can vary from being said by your teacher to your black grandma.

"Boy now I done now told you to clean yo room! You makin me sound like a broken record."

by peanut6217 January 28, 2022

Old crippled broken witch

Is a term to describe a witch that is so old that she is broken. This witch still has her powers and still looks incredible and still is perfect in every way.

Hay man that Joanna is one Old crippled broken witch

by Witch man July 18, 2022

Brokenicity

When a person is broke or poor and is trying to lay their poor problems on you. Word is only available if you are in the middle class and up.

Alejandro-“My Android fell and broke into pieces, can you pick up my battery?”
You-“Hell nah, don’t lay your brokenicity on me.”

by Bigbear6467 November 4, 2020

Mixed Broken Language

Also known as MBL, it is a set of text written in a way that one may consider it to be broken English, but it also uses words from other languages. There is no punctuation or regulation of any kind applied to MBL, just do whatever

A-“Is you an americas?”
B-“no but are you from a non-English speaking country?”
A-“oui mein komrade”
B-“You speakin’ in mixed broken language?”
A-“si”

by Just a human on this planet October 4, 2017

Broken Pretzel

A Chicken Wing.

Grandmadick.

1."Damn, Suki! This here broken pretzel is too spicy. I thought i ordered mild, dickweed."

2. "FUCK OFF, GRANDMA."

by Dillydally February 23, 2008