boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

Christmas boyfriend

The amazing 30 year old white man who works in a candy cane farm

I'm so glad that the woman in the hallmark movie broke up with her corporate boyfriend to be with her Christmas boyfriend

by Sando Trouton December 28, 2021

Ex-boyfriend

A bitch who either:
-cheated on you
-broke your heart

-erased all communication with you without saying anything

These are all examples of an asshole who really doesn’t deserve you.

-I can’t believe Jack was your ex-boyfriend, he is such a dick. You deserve better

by please.let.me.be.cheese December 13, 2021

Perfect boyfriend

Someone who loves and cares for you and accepts you for who you are

Asra is the perfect boyfriend

by RatManChris September 4, 2020

Army Boyfriend

The boyfriend you see/meet on very rare occasions, 2 or 3 times a year.

I got an army Boyfriend

by Morningstar89 March 26, 2020

proximity boyfriend

A proximity boyfriend is someone who you can’t trust further than a 5 metre radius. They aren’t your actual “boyfriend” because he doesn’t use labels..but it feels like you’re in a relationship.

Friend: “Hey is that your boyfriend??”
You: No, we’re not dating
Friend: “So what are you then?”
You: He’s my proximity boyfriend until we make it official (so I’m still single)
Friend: “Just like a proxy girlfriend then!”

by ratswithcats September 30, 2019

Trained boyfriend

A boy who knows how to take good pictures of his beautiful girlfriend

I have a trained boyfriend! He takes great pictures of me on our holiday

by Jenniferling July 16, 2022