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z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.

reply to post: asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is objectively meaningless. Whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit, IMHO, is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not some kind of modern Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, maiming, and even sometimes killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses far enough a.i.
by Sexydimma January 26, 2014
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Salvatore boarding school

The Salvatore boarding school is a supernatural school for all supernatural's so they can live and work in peace. The Salvatore boarding school was founded by Caroline forbes and Alaric Saltzman at the old Salvatore boarding house it was donated for this cause by Damon Salvatore in memory of Stefan Salvatore
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floor board lava lamp

a sigma fire song by lil young chaos
man have you lesson to floor board lava lamp
by lil young chaos May 3, 2024
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Open Pipe Board

someone who looks like that lil imp zombie from pvz
Dude1: Dude2, have you seen open pipe board??
Dude2: Hell yeah!! He looks like that fucking stupid imp zombie from pvz!!!
by Vivivirus January 20, 2024
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Mother board

a computers main circuit borad (holds: {cpu processor}{ram memory}{ssd storage}{gpu vidio-card}.
many computers use an atx mother board.
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Ouija board

Bored with all the letters in the alphabet letters one through nine the words hello and goodbye and the words yes and no you use this board to summon spirits and you have a little magnifying glass that leads to the ghost to which letter or number they want.
Friend: do you wanna play the Ouija board tonight?
Me: nah don’t want to get haunted
by Sarasara123goo June 3, 2020
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board my platform

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"
mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games, I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change.
by Sexydimma October 20, 2014
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