it's your birthday

Birth-day, hence conception-day, hence you're getting sex tonight.

"go shorty, it's your birthday." - 50 Cent

by ghoatie March 26, 2004

Late Birthday sex

if due to unforeseen circumstances if birthday sex isnt given upon someones birthday then late birthday sex is permitable because of the previous mentioned circumstances. now late birthday sex is exactly the same as birthday sex just on a different day than the persons actual birthday

Guy is extremely sick on his birthday. So girl cant give guy birthday sex without getting sick. So this girl decides to give guy late birthday sex. problem solved.

by gratspike February 27, 2011

double golden birthday

It is fairly well known that a "Golden" birthday is the birthday when you turn the same age as the day you were born on. For example, turning 22 on the 22nd. A "Double Golden" birthday is when you turn double the age of the day you were born on. Ex. turning 44 on the 22nd.

Friend 1: Did you know today is Tanya's double golden birthday?

Friend 2: That's right, today she's turning 22 on the 11th.

by CLM822 August 22, 2017

Sacramento Birthday Party

when you take a shit in your buddy's mouth and then he gives you a blowjob

Hey Brian, I know it's your birthday today so after work let me throw you a Sacramento Birthday Party

by Gambino's Schling Schlong September 27, 2017

march 14th birthdays

If you are born on March 14th, odds are you are prolly a bad bitch that drinks vodka like it’s water. Ayeeee go stupid go crazy. Happy. Birfday

March 14th birthdays ahhhhh

by Lover2021 May 7, 2019

Happy Birthday Cake

The same as a normal birthday cake but is used for when asked to name a item of food starting with the letter ‘H’

Person: “Name An Item Of Food Starting With The Letter ‘H’ “

Person 2: “Happy Birthday Cake”

by Kxle4567 November 26, 2019

Grimace Birthday Shake

A strong dissociative related to PCP and Ketamine, manufactured/distributed by McDonald’s, and marketed as a harmless, fun drink - safe for the whole family. Users first feel a sense of euphoria, followed by a sense of bewilderment, and within half an hour, users are left in a terrifying, “‘k-hole-like’ trance,” and know nothing of what transpires for several hours, until finally returning to reality.

“Yo Ron, try my new purple drank!”
“Nah man that shit is whack, Hamburglar ate his own hand off!”

“Come on man, the new grimace birthday shake puts the fun in funeral!”

by lochrobstah July 4, 2023