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bike shacker

when one or more parties of a hook up don't walk but bike home the next morning in the clothes from the previous night, including but not limited to; high heels, mini skirts, dresses, full jewelry, graphic tees

Benefits: significantly shortens the length of time it takes to get home in the morning.
Guy 1: That's a weird outfit to wear for an early morning bike ride.
Guy 2: Aw no man, she's just riding a bike home after she shacked. A bike shacker.
by sorostitute512 August 27, 2011
mugGet the bike shackermug.

bike

Ship name of two characters called billie and luke which was cdeated by mae
Bike is back and mae is up to no good!
by lukeandbillieangstcrying January 6, 2024
mugGet the bikemug.

Bike parent's

Two slightly older riders that offer even a small amount positive influence on younger riders, who have potentially had a bad bond or lack of bond with their actual parents. Bike Parents
Those two oldies are my bike parent's
by I_cant_corner September 3, 2023
mugGet the Bike parent'smug.

Bike-racking

Bike shedding, but amongst the professional sustainability mafia who will happily debate the optimum bike rack to occupant ratio for a building design whilst said building emits 10x a sustainable level of carbon emissions and the world burns due to climate change.
Richard: “If we could only increase the natural light level by four lux the occupant comfort would rise by seven happiness-adjusted-life-years and we’ll get a six star rating…”

Kate: “Oh for fuck’s sake Richard, stop bike-racking! You’re focusses on first world problems yet this design has enough carbon intensive concrete we’ll blow the carbon budget before day one of operations
by TheNudeCyclist June 3, 2022
mugGet the Bike-rackingmug.

Bike Condom

Usage of a plastic bag, usually one left over from a previous grocery shopping event, to cover your bicycle's seat. This is done in order to protect and keep your seat dry, therefore, avoiding soaking the seat with water and mud.
Person 1: Dude, what's with the plastic bag on your seat? It looks funny.

Person 2: It's my bike condom. It keeps my seat from getting drenched and dirty on rainy days. This way my butt doesn't get all soggy either.
by ben.yep.me February 5, 2010
mugGet the Bike Condommug.

Bike

If you know some kids in you neighborhood you need a bike.it’s just like the law. GET A BIKE
Friend: hey after school let’s ride our bikes

Kid with no bike: I have no bike

Friend: loser
by Im_chaos December 1, 2021
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Bike

Just a fucking bike, what the fuck is wrong with you?
by Chrx227 March 4, 2021
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