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Benjamin Guy

If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league
‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
by jumboseahorse888 November 23, 2021
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elijah and benjamin

Elijah and Benjamin have chubble!”
by americanphobe May 28, 2022
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Benjamin

Benjamin has as small dick with big always freshly shaved balls. He has a small head and a small nose and probably wears a middle part. He also has a very good style and has 2 to 3 favourite pairs of shoes.

He loves flirting and wants to have sex but is still a virgin. In general he is very kind and has many friends. Another fact is that he thinks that he is very smart only because he understood some things.
Omg Benjamin is soooo hottt

Benjamin! You have such a good style

Benjamin let’s have sex
by Harry maguire November 20, 2021
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Benjamin

Benjamins is the sweetest person ever . He could make me always laugh and smile. He everything I could ever ask for. He the funniest person I ever met . I love my boyfriend Benjamin
“Who Benjamin “
The love of my life
by Poopydanna November 20, 2023
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Benjamin

Just change ur name to Ben it will do you a favor
Benjamin barely even has his drivers license
by Ronnen N November 22, 2021
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Benjamin

A short black haired little faggot who walks around like a retarded squirrel and has a stupid ass hunchback. He has a lot of friends but they all fucking hate him and only use him for his big fucking cock
Landon: Ew it that RETARD BEN
Benjamin: *Crawls onto the ceiling and runs away.*
by aassddadaadada November 19, 2023
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