Beatherder

A festival who's occupants are often mild quiet living people who decide to get off their head for the weekend. If you see an old teacher for example with the gurn of the century on, it stays at BEATHERDER.a festival that is the last of its kind with many people dancing with a hint of confusion about their life's. Around 50% of people will leave with the beatherder logo tattooed onto their body 20% of those usually have it on their ass for their future husband/wife to enjoy. Don't worry though a very friendly atmosphere as everyone is also as fucked as you. Please be warned drug muffling is easy.

"I got so fucked up at beathearder this year" or "did you see that guy at BEATHERDER? I was blowing up my bed with a foot pump, he offered me his electric one for a ten bag - what a guy"

by Bobs your teapot July 3, 2015

beat the feet

To leave for another destination

I (we) have to beat the feet and get to the appointment.

by teaserus August 17, 2016

Beat Lab

An electronic device that strictly exists to surf porn.
Commonly this device will have a thin coating of semen and KY Jelly on its surface.

Bro don't touch that computer unless you are wearing a haz-mat suit......that's my Beat Lab.

by TheCreampieKid December 12, 2016

beat off station

A place where a teenager masturbates at

Ex. A place in his or her room, the bathroom, or the front room(very risky).

My mom almost found my beat off station yesterday luckily it's hid very well.

by $ub7erO FreeZiN September 3, 2017

beat his ass woke

Beating someone in their sleep as they lay defenseless causing them to awaken baffled why someone would do that to them. Usually when a woman finds out a man cheated on them while the man is still asleep.

I found out Tyrone was screwin that ho Shaquanda, so I beat his ass woke while he passed out on my couch!

by Jan-man September 22, 2017

beat the rat

An expression from the Ugandan movie "Who killed Captain Alex?". It seems to reffer to either jacking off specificaly as a black male, or to sex.

Captain Alex: I want to beat the rat.
Woman with no name but to importance to the "plot": Take, a bath first. I have a big surprise for you afterwards.
Captain Alex: Ok, but I really want to beat the rat.

by SquidT29 October 23, 2017

bearzy

Da best bear to ever live is bearzy. He's da snuggliest, wuggliest, wiggliest bear! Sometimes a bearzy is stinky, but mostly he tries to keep clean. Bears make da best friends and snugglerz. Dis bearzy is da best papi around. Bearziez love molziez for everz and everz. Peasnut and bearzy are the best of friends. <3

When peasnut met bearzy, she knew he was the bear for her.

by peasnut May 29, 2018