man wine

Invented in 1866 by Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis to ease the sting of the Civil War, man wine is a made with two parts grape juice and one part rum. Fractions may be adjusted depending on the individuals taste but caution should be taken as the drinker most often ends up without pants on.

Davis - I can't believe we lost that war, pass me another glass of man wine.
Lee - Put your damn pants back on JD.

by a1miller October 27, 2011

Halal Man

Halal Man he is a good man no girls no simp. He s only with boys

U are 100% Halal man

by halal man 100 September 9, 2020

man ham

the creepy, hairy, pale man thigh.

Boyfriend: Look at my new shorts!

Girlfriend: Ew, they're too short! I can see your man hams!

by AfraidOfTheHams March 4, 2013

Man Grill

A really expensive, usually stainless-steel BBQ Grill that takes up more space on a deck or patio than necessary to cook food. Sometimes comes with a Rotisserie Attachment that is never used.

Bruce: Hey Dudes, come check out my Man Grill

Alex: Dude, what the hell do you need a 14 foot grill for? As if you will ever use that Rotisserie attachment.

Bruce: FO

by Milky2010 November 8, 2009

Roach Man

That one friend who is always kills the roach of a joint.

"Where's Alex The Roach Man? This joint is almost done."

by theroachman September 4, 2020

man gape

The act of man spreading so hard that ones boy pussy starts to gape. The open asshole releases a stench into the room, to the displeasure, or pleasure, to those around. Typically used in rare circumstances, because only few men can spread their legs that far. Man gaping can be used in some cultures to exert dominance.

Darragh: Holy guacomole what is that god forsaken smell?
Sean: Oh that’s just creepy Ra, he’s spotted a couple of Yeshiva freshmen girls, and he is using his man gape technique to show them who’s the alpha.

by PawgPatroller9000 May 3, 2021

Reese's Man

A man, a myth and legend of the cosplay community who gave away free candy and makes everyone smile. He passed on June 16th, 2020.

"Hey, who is that dude in the orange?"
"Oh him? That's the Reese's Man"

by DirtyLeon June 18, 2020