dizzy bat

A drinking game in which the participant chugs a full beer out of the cut off handle end of a wiffle ball bat, while their friends count as 'one-one thousand', etc. Next, the hitter must crouch down and spin one time around for each count of their drinking time, with their forehead placed on the mouthpiece end of the bat, the other end resting on the top of one foot. Upon completion of the determined number of rotations, the pitcher crushes the empty beer can and then pitches it to them. If the participant misses the can, they must then spin around 3 more times and attempt to hit the can again. A normal dizzy bat experience includes face planting, falling in mulch, taking out lawn furniture and/or tiki torches and endangering surrounding spectators. Once more experienced, the participant may engage in dizzy bat 5 or more times in one evening without face planting at all, although this is likely an indication that they are not really giving it their all. In order to craft the perfect dizzy bat, one must carefully cut the end of the bat and shave it smoothly as not to cut the mouth while chugging intensely.

If we're going to play dizzy bat right here, we are definitely going to need some spotters.

by e-bon September 9, 2010

bitchy bat

The motion of crossing one wrist over the other and flapping up and down in a bat-like manner.

Used as a signal when someone is being bitchy to you.

Ginger Spice: Your hair is so whack today.

Scary Spice: *bitchy bat* wave

by stonecoldsolitude August 6, 2011

The bat fuck you box

The box on Batman's belt that contains who ever he's fighting's greatest weakness

While fighting superman batman goes to the bat fuck you box for kryptonite

by that other random guy October 15, 2013

Spiked Bat

The most awesome melee weapon in an apocalypse! The most awesome melee weapon in the apocalypse! Can have nails or barbed wire around the bat o make it way more effective!

Mikey slammed the Spiked Bat into the zombies head.

by Draziwagnahcimhceht April 16, 2015

boring as bat shit

A common phrase that is deeply rooted in the Australian vernacular and frequently used to convey your disappointment in a person or a thing.

"Your performance was as boring as bat shit," said Kyle Sandilands, a past judge from Australian Idol.

by Norman Harvey September 7, 2016

Purple Fur Bat

A black woman's vagina. You take the lips of the vagina and stretch them apart. The pink inside and dark outside offset to a shade of purple. The fur of course is her pubic hair while you can kind of see a bat face inside.

"Dude, did you hook up with that black chick?"

"Yeah bro, she totally had a purple fur bat!"

by HottSauce January 12, 2010

baseball bat betty

That chick you know that, despite never having sex with another person, is a complete and open slut. She dresses in an overly exposing fashion, wears an an excessive amount of make-up in futile attempt to look "pretty", openly admits to their own sexual fantasies and sexual acts, and can probably take a baseball bat down to the knob.

Guy: YO did you meet up with that chick last night?
Solo: Yeah, we hung. Why?
Guy: Did you... you know...?
Solo: What? Oh HEAVENS no! She's totally a baseball bat betty.

by Solo Smith March 25, 2008