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by kvoji December 20, 2021
Get the Erase Baldmug. A term used to describe a type of woodland fairy related to the tooth fairy, except this specific fairy is almost always made up of thumb sized middle aged men with shiny egg heads and cheerful goatees, dressed in beautiful ballroom dresses and Cinderella slippers with large, butterfly wings. They have chicken feet too, but be not afraid, for harming you would be the last things these fairies would do. These gentil beings use their magnificent wands to cast spells on innocent children who have trouble sleeping, where they often sing lullabies and give lots of kisses on the cheeks.
Bald buzzed around by ears every night, tap dancing with his neon-yellow chicken legs. Ahh, what good times.
by ChildrenFinger July 24, 2024
Get the Baldmug. A cheating lying man with more hair on his chest than on his head. Usually has a cheap combover to cover his rapid balding.
by ACL.15 June 19, 2025
Get the Bald Twatty Bastardmug. Jake:Bro i'm never going to become an author!
James:Dude why not?
Jake:BeCaUsE I AiNt GoInG BaLd!
James: Oh
James:Dude why not?
Jake:BeCaUsE I AiNt GoInG BaLd!
James: Oh
by mynameisjeff12344 September 10, 2019
Get the Baldmug. A person who lacks common sense.
by AldingGOD August 15, 2022
Get the Baldmug. "Hey you know that Bald Florida Man who plays 2b2t?"
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."
by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 27, 2020
Get the Bald Florida Manmug.