bagel

crappy circle bread

person: ur eating a bagel? theyre just crappy circle bread

by dsjgviSEIRJGi June 20, 2019

bagel

A sex toy used by hobos when they run out of little girls that lost their parents.
Also, tasty food that makes my tummy happy.

Damn that hobo is really going all out on that bagel.

by Pussy wagon 69420 January 9, 2022

African bagel

When you slide your penis trough a bagel into a females vagina.

I'm going to African bagel you tonight.

by Jewhunter457 February 21, 2017

Marmite bagel

Used to describe an anus slightly coated in shit.

Would you like to come back to mine for a marmite bagel?

Your marmite bagel last night was phenomenal

You will never touch my marmite bagel again

by Hassdog January 23, 2022

Bagel melt technique

It’s when you cum on your women’s chest who is fully Jewish and your fully German and you quickly cum on her chest and stomach and thrown in the over

Oh mein süßer kleiner Bagelschmelz *cums on chest and throws into oven* Geh in den Ofen, Süße
That’s the bagel melt technique

by Menace of your mind June 18, 2023

bagel eater

Slang term for a Jewish person

Those Bagel eaters sure do cut a mean diamond.

by Jimmy frank February 3, 2022

Bagel Wrangler

One who wrangles bagels for pleasure.

Person 1: Hey you see Maxwell today at Einstein bros?
Person 2: Haha ya, she was taking those bagels down
Person 1: The best Bagel Wrangler around

by OGbagel August 14, 2019