Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on your way out.
"I'm taking the kids to my mothers, i want you and this delicious door bagel gone by the time i return."
"I'm taking the kids to my mothers, i want you and this delicious door bagel gone by the time i return."
by LyricalWordsmith420 May 19, 2018

A place of gambling, addiction and ridicule. You'll hate it and love it at the same time. Once there you'll get tainted but accept it.
by Snoopish December 4, 2016

the act of putting a bagel on a rectum and jumping on a schlong.
imspired by horseshoe tossing and the angel grapefruit teqnique.
imspired by horseshoe tossing and the angel grapefruit teqnique.
by dabskii August 24, 2025

When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.
by sneeeze August 16, 2021

A cult that hides as a company in which its employees have their toes cut off to be sacrificed to a unknown entity by the name of "Hugo". Some people who went to the main headquarters never came out. The employees would only say "They went to the bird room."
Jerald: Hey, wheres Johnny?
Joseph: I heard he went to the Birds of The Bagel headquarters.
Jerald: Well we can say bye to him.
Joseph: I heard he went to the Birds of The Bagel headquarters.
Jerald: Well we can say bye to him.
by [Worries] January 22, 2020
