August 15

This is the day in which you must grab boys and girls ass day

It’s August 15 gotta grab his ass since I love him so much

by Lanaeee August 14, 2019

August 8

National Cat day. It is also Emmy A s birthday.

It's August 8, National Cat day! Everyone should show appretiation for their cats! (It is also Emmy A s birthday!

by your friend schnipper October 28, 2019

august 24th

national have a party day

her: what are you doing today
him: nibba its august 24th

by willsmithscousin69 August 17, 2019

august 3

idk some bitch fionna was born

“do you know some bitch fionna was born august 3rd?”

by shawtyshortygangvibes October 23, 2019

August 20

August 20, also known as national pussy day, is a day for everybody to get some hoes .

friend: aye bro, i need some cooch! my balls need that good-good!

me: aye bro don’t worry it’s august 20, national pussy day! you can fuck every hoe on the block!

by Ogjeffl1t October 16, 2019

August

That short German muscle guy that sits in the back of the bar who can drink everybody under the table.

Who's that guy in the back of the bar drinking from a stein? Oh, that's August! Speaking of him, that makes me feel like drinking. Let's tilt another down!

by G-Stein May 20, 2007

August 2nd

August 2nd is just a regular ass day

Pete: yo bro what day is it?
Luke: august 2nd
Pete: oh okay thanks

by Ian MFFFFFFFF August 1, 2021