Aaron Parsons

One would describe an asshole as an Aaron Parsons. Typically a man who loves to gaslight, is heavily addicted to coke & likes to sell it behind their girlfriends back & lie about even doing it. If you were to encounter an asshole named Aaron Parsons id run the other way unless you want to waste a whole ton of time on a selfish asshole who’ll eventually start hitting you when you stop giving him his way. Assholes are not good people. Assholes generally have very shitty intentions like your actual asshole.

If you have any self worth you wish to keep, dont fall for the narcissism. An Aaron can generally be found on tinder/bumble, if you encounter this thing of a man just walk away & don’t look back.

I pulled an Aaron parsons last night and smashed my girls back on the wall

by Dalil December 22, 2019

Aaron bonilla

Mean to be with a girl named Brandi forever because he cares abt her

Aaron bonilla and Brandi look so cute together

by Aaron bonilla January 01, 2022

Aaron and Jo

A cringe Youtube Duo who love breakfast, weed, and watching movies.

"Aaron and Jo is a bit cringe innit bruv?"
"Yes but I do love those old scallywags."

by Bear011 September 26, 2023

Aaron G.

a gentleman who likes anime and for some reason thinks Venom 2 is a good movie. he also has a lot of lightsabers even though he’s not really in to Star Wars. according to my sources, this gentleman is also very well endowed.

Guy 1: “Hey have you seen Venom 2?”

Guy 2: “Yes, I saw it with Aaron G. last week.”

Guy 1: “How was it?”

Guy 2: “The movie fucking sucked, but for some reason Aaron liked it.”

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 12, 2021

aaron vicknair

A vicious combination of being homosexual and Jewish at the same time

He just pulled an Aaron Vicknair just to get a quarter.

by Machavelli February 19, 2016

Aaron Longworth

A beautifully luscious mullet possessing redneck. Owns more artillery than your local pawn shop. But dips snus like a pussy.

I cracked open my Busch latte like Aaron Longworth.

by AbigScott June 09, 2020

Aaron doughtty

The best woke youtuber there is! If you see this aaron add me on ig : cosmiccuriosity9999 shoot me a message

Yeah I was watching aaron doughtty the other day he was talking about his job at Nordstrom selling women's shoes and how his boss was a total dick so he left and went to Sedona and astral projected with leeor alexandria

by Shitty alchemy July 19, 2021