Aaron Rodgers

A crybaby

Friend: Pass the ball. Quit being such a ballhog
Me: oh stop being such an Aaron Rodgers

by defferyjahmer69 September 3, 2023

Aaron Parsons

One would describe an asshole as an Aaron Parsons. Typically a man who loves to gaslight, is heavily addicted to coke & likes to sell it behind their girlfriends back & lie about even doing it. If you were to encounter an asshole named Aaron Parsons id run the other way unless you want to waste a whole ton of time on a selfish asshole who’ll eventually start hitting you when you stop giving him his way. Assholes are not good people. Assholes generally have very shitty intentions like your actual asshole.

If you have any self worth you wish to keep, dont fall for the narcissism. An Aaron can generally be found on tinder/bumble, if you encounter this thing of a man just walk away & don’t look back.

I pulled an Aaron parsons last night and smashed my girls back on the wall

by Dalil December 21, 2019

Hoink Aaron

The pig version of baseball legend Hank Aaron

Hey bro, don't forget to give your pig a bat so we can call him Hoink Aaron

by hoinkaaron April 26, 2019

aaron english

Perfect.

Aaron English is the most perfect man there is.

by Ineverwasgivenanameman February 23, 2021

The Aaron Classic

When a person kills a groupchat

"We had a right conversation going and he's after pulling The Aaron Classic"

by theaaronclassic June 29, 2022

aaron rosengarten

A well read person who is a complete pussy while around any girl who happens to be his girlfriend. A dream chaser.

Dave can't come out tonight because his girlfriend said no. He's a total Aaron Rosengarten.

by HiImDudets June 13, 2019

Aaron Downing

Being the handsomest son of a bitch on any northbound means of transportation.

Renaldo: There's some handsome mother fuckers on this train but he is by far the Aaron Downing of the bunch!

by Rusty Salmon September 14, 2019