Granny Grip

A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.

I thought it’d be casual, but she hit me with the granny grip and I saw my ancestors.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

grip the stick

A term with multiple meanings. One being a woman grabbing your penis/giving you a handjob/sex in general.

Also meaning grabbing your gun in event of an altercation. Easily confused with each other for the feeble or vulgar mind.

“Man lashawnda came through last night and grip da stick”

“Big boi dayvon and his guy said they was coming to our block they gon see me grip the stick”

by Kush wizard November 19, 2017

Grip-tion

The ability to maintain grip.

The car slid off the road due to what Steve, "the mechanic"calls Grip-tion.

by BeautifulChaos September 11, 2020

Guilly grip

An inherited gift, passed down from generations. Most notable alumni: Dosh has employed this gift in his favourite sport Rugby. Although it may have sexual connotations, Doshes 'Guilly grip' is merely for improving his Rugby performances.

Dosh has such a 'guilly grip'!

by JohnPorkOhio August 5, 2024

shit-grip

when the shit that you're shitting is so big and uncomfortable that your toes involuntarily grip the the floor.

Bob: damn bro, that was a massive shit
Wade: yeah, i was shit-gripping
(they then started making out aggressively)

by BALLMAN4 July 7, 2023

gripping cheese

The act of falling asleep while eating cheese puffs and watching porn.

I woke up last night gripping cheese

by Hienz Thunderclap October 29, 2020

Bo Jonsson Grip

A very rich man in sweden during 1400 century but nowadays a boy in Torsviks skola that only wears old man clothes and is very sensitive. He might have some kind of disease. LOVES second hand.

- Are those shoes on Bo Jonsson Grip second hand?
- Ye, i think so man

by Not named Texas February 21, 2019