non-girlfriend

1) A girl who you are friends with either to eventually fall in love with or you have been friends for so long you cannot become boyfriend/girlfriend.
2) A girl who is your friend.

I would help you with that, but my non-girlfriend just sent me a text message.

by Mike September 8, 2006

Medic Girlfriend

You know what this is.

Soldier: Medi-
Medic Girlfriend healing a (class) Boyfriend: NO!!

by the random. October 30, 2021

girlfriend menu

The salads and light foods at a restaurant (usually fast food) known for its unhealthy menu.

I'm on a diet, can we go somewhere that has a girlfriend menu?

by Madam Presiding September 1, 2015

Chaeryeong's girlfriend

cheryeong's girfriend is mimi !! believe it or not

"OMGG CHAERYEONG'S GIRLFRIEND IS HERE !!"

by mimiveima December 27, 2021

dead girlfriend

When you're having sex and your girlfriend is quiet. No moans or squeals or anything.

Dude, I was fucking her last night, and she was a total dead girlfriend.

by donutcat January 8, 2016

Girlfriend-In-law

Your boyfriend's other girlfriend (or multiple girlfriends).

I just met the girl who is dating Nick, the same Nick that I am dating, she's my "Girlfriend-In-Law".

by Kitton Mittons May 31, 2020

Mad Girlfriend

Having a blister or wound on your dominant hand

“I did so many pull-ups today I shredded my hand and now I have a mad girlfriend. I guess I’ll be using the stranger later.”

by JFWodfather March 6, 2015