"Now Sgt.Thomas Dixon, Just what exactly is a dixon?"
"why mam it's a ...wait..what's a dixon? I thought I was explaining a lesson on clouds..."
"why mam it's a ...wait..what's a dixon? I thought I was explaining a lesson on clouds..."
by Leyer :D March 23, 2009
Get the Thomas Dixonmug. Thomas is the greatest boyfriend that anyone could ever ask for. He is the sweetest person and would never leave your side. Thomas is a best friend as well as someone who you can fall in love with instantly. He's not an average guy, he actually cares and listens. Once you have him, you won't ever let him go, you'll want him to be in your arms forever. And if you do, don't let him go, it would be the worst mistake you would ever make. Hutchins, the most badass motherfucker on the face of the planet. He's so fucking awesome, Chuck Norris bows down to him. A master with any weapon and a champion at slaying vag, a Hutchins can drink more alcohol than John Belushi cracked out on cocaine.
Thomas Hutchins is the most badass and loveable person in the world. Noone will be able to measure up to him on any scale
by Slymaximus December 12, 2017
Get the Thomas Hutchinsmug. If you have the name Thomas then you have 100% chance that you will get called "Thomas the Train". Really annoying most of the time because who wants to be correlated with a show meant for 5 year olds. If you meet someone named Thomas DO NOT call him "Thomas the Train". Other than that Thomas is really sexy.
Thomas walks down school hallway
Random Person - "Hey Thomas the Train"
Thomas *Pulls out gun from his bag and points it at him* -"The fuck you say to me"
Random Person - "Shit man! It's just a joke!
Thomas - "You know what's a joke"
Random Person - "What?"
Thomas - "Joe Mama!" *Proceeds to shoot him in the head.*
THE END.
Thomas walks down school hallway
Random Person - "Hey Thomas the Train"
Thomas *Pulls out gun from his bag and points it at him* -"The fuck you say to me"
Random Person - "Shit man! It's just a joke!
Thomas - "You know what's a joke"
Random Person - "What?"
Thomas - "Joe Mama!" *Proceeds to shoot him in the head.*
THE END.
by Jaquavion 663 April 25, 2022
Get the Thomas McGinnmug. No matter how much time he has to do homework he still can't get it done. You might think he is playing games during that time however he is still doing homework. He is a lost cause. He is a sweat at academic things however the results don't come through. He might end up as the manager of your local drug store.
Thomas Perry hasn't finished his homework, even though he has spent 5 hours on it. (it was a 15 minute project)
by ZackaryUS November 11, 2020
Get the Thomas Perrymug. When you're so queer/trans that society collapses around you/chaos ensues.
From the Non-Binary wiki:
"Hall was intersex, and had preferred to alternate between feminine and masculine attire from one day to the next, until being accused of the crime of having sex with both men and women. Common law required that an intersex person should live the rest of their life as either male or female, whichever their anatomy resembled most closely. In this case, the medical examination was inconclusive, so the court ruled that 'hee is a man and a woeman,' and gave the injunction that Hall must from then on wear both masculine and feminine clothing at the same time."
"Residents of Warrosquyoacke claimed that Hall's changes of dress and sexual relations with members of both sexes were causing disorder"
From the Non-Binary wiki:
"Hall was intersex, and had preferred to alternate between feminine and masculine attire from one day to the next, until being accused of the crime of having sex with both men and women. Common law required that an intersex person should live the rest of their life as either male or female, whichever their anatomy resembled most closely. In this case, the medical examination was inconclusive, so the court ruled that 'hee is a man and a woeman,' and gave the injunction that Hall must from then on wear both masculine and feminine clothing at the same time."
"Residents of Warrosquyoacke claimed that Hall's changes of dress and sexual relations with members of both sexes were causing disorder"
Person A: I heard some girl in my class started an uproar among teachers and students 'cause she kissed another girl, everyone's going nuts!
Person B: Lol Thomas Hall moment.
Person B: Lol Thomas Hall moment.
by chaoticgrabbyhands October 2, 2021
Get the Thomas Hallmug. Clair is dummy thick ad the clap of her ass cheeks alert her children when she is going to the club.
by Captain Sometingwong June 2, 2019
Get the Will Thomas's Mummug.