Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
by JCEG November 25, 2006
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Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass
Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”
by WonderBlox November 04, 2021
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MY FAV SONG IN THE HOLE WIDE WOARLD IS Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cause we all got tasks to do
Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all
by jeff the weirdo November 06, 2021
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Bonernana split

When a man has a boner and pulls the skin back too far and its snaps back and bloody cum goes everywhere
Oh i do say one had a horrid Bonernana Split last night it went all over the floor. Oh you dirty peice of filth
by WhyIDOSay December 18, 2011
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Split Head

An enjoyable band that wrote the songs “What a Joke”, and “Boys got bad teeth
Dude 1: Have you heard “Split Head” recently?
Dude 2: Yeah, I love the songBDUBS”!!
by cranberrypasta February 19, 2021
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Split Bombs

When are too angry and about to explode into somebody or a group of people and can’t just bear it but if you exploded out may be it won’t be good as may cause a lot
Speaker 1: Man I wanna kill Mary she broke up with me yesterday and she is acting normal right now ... I can remember also when she ....

Speaker 2: Man split bombs and let’s have a cool drink right now
by The killer zone December 30, 2020
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