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One Horse Pony

1) Refers to XXX-rated live stage female performers ("ponies") that will use only one stallion as a sex partner for all performances.

2) When said, it is a jab at Joe Biden not knowing the correct saying of "one TRICK pony" when he snapped at a reporter that was tenaciously asking questions about his son Hunter's alleged wrong doings with regard to international financial transactions.
"I don't know what she's going to do when they put that stallion out to stud!" LOL

"C'mon man! You're a one horse pony on that question, I'll give you that!"
by Rico949 December 23, 2020
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Pony Punching Bag

In doggy-style, make sure your girl has her hair up. Then, repeatedly punch the back of her head while holding her ponytail. Like a punching bag.
“Yeah last night I got a little too rough with my girl doing Pony Punching Bag, had to call an ambulance…”
by PPBEnjoyer December 15, 2021
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pony pecker in a jockstrap

give me a pony pecker in a jockstrap with mustard,hold the relish
by bruno gaboni August 27, 2016
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pwned like a pony

Dude you got pwned like a pony in cs last night.
by xiphias March 2, 2005
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Ride the Boney Pony

When a female takes the top position in sexual intercourse.
My wife woke me up early this morning. She was eager to ride the boney pony.
by ckeliib June 3, 2009
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One Horse Pony

A misstated version of "one trick pony," used when you gamble with a brain fart and lipshit yourself.
Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one horse pony," Biden replied as he made his way offstage.
by Daniel Favor December 23, 2020
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PONIES MY ASS

When bronies parents find out they fuck ponies
Brony: MOM IM SORRY ITS A VIRUS FOR PONIES

Mom: PONIES MY ASS. IM GETTIN THE BELT

Brony: NOOOOOOO PLEAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by bigbootybitches655 September 14, 2020
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