Texan Cock Soccer is a sexual act in which 2 men both grab a woman’s saggy, usually flat breast and wrap It around their cocks. After that, they use the tits to jerk themselves off, then attempt to cum inside each other’s urethras as if the cum was a ball and the urethra was a soccer goal. Variants if this common pastime exist in other states like Maine , Alabama and Louisiana
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Get the Blockbuster and cock thruster mug.A male co-worker that nobody likes and makes fun of behind their back. They are usually found kissing the exec team's asses.
Karen: "I invited Dale to go to dinner with us tonight!"
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!
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Get the cock-a-doodle-do mug.When a penis is small but extremely thick with a lot of girth causing the head to look like a corn muffin. Giant and as wide around as a coke can but short and stumpy like a muffin too.
2 inch cock, 10 inch head. A lady killer....... literally. :)
2 inch cock, 10 inch head. A lady killer....... literally. :)
Mike- "Hey babe, wanna see a corn muffin cock?"
Sarah- "What the hell is that?"
Mike- *Whips out cock
Sarah- "Oh my god, that dick head is so big that a bear couldn't even blow it. "
Mike- "Yup, you need both hands for this Corn Muffin Cock"
Lou- That thing isn't even 3 inches long dude. She rather get with my normal 7 inch snake like penis istead of that stumpy mushroom cloud looking disaster
Sarah- " Incorrect, i prefer girth. I want to stretch my walls"
Lou- "WHATEVER!!!!"
Sarah- "What the hell is that?"
Mike- *Whips out cock
Sarah- "Oh my god, that dick head is so big that a bear couldn't even blow it. "
Mike- "Yup, you need both hands for this Corn Muffin Cock"
Lou- That thing isn't even 3 inches long dude. She rather get with my normal 7 inch snake like penis istead of that stumpy mushroom cloud looking disaster
Sarah- " Incorrect, i prefer girth. I want to stretch my walls"
Lou- "WHATEVER!!!!"
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