Shit Ninja

He who shits in close proximity to others without being noticed.

Guy 1: Who in the hell shit on my shoe?

Guy 2: Looks like we have a Shit Ninja on our hands!

by ksarmyguy December 22, 2008

Piss shit

Giving birth.

"It must've hurt when your mum piss shit you out" -said to Adam Woodhall circa 2005

by 9A Slang March 11, 2009

Bitch-Shit

1. Everything that is wrong in life
2. The attribute that every woman holds that creates her bad moods, shitty attitudes, and all around stupidity

1. Guy 1: Why does my life suck dude?

Guy2: Bitch-shit man. Bitch-shit.
2. Everything that is wrong with women leads back to bitch-shit.

by kevinoneill17 March 23, 2013

Clown Shit

Used as an embarrassing statement to another person. Same thing as a "Fag."

Bob: Yo what u doin later tonight?
Jim: Droppin off kyle, n his buddy. couple clown shits to be honest with ya.

by ChrisLongBalls July 5, 2011

Shit Fuck

a fucked over situation, written in books as a shitfuck moment in history. also being a completely retarded and stupid person.

Hey seth mcfarland, how would you describe the clevend shows process as a whole?
well its a total shit fuck.

hey man
dont talk to me your a shit fuck!

by fuck you like an animal October 7, 2011

Good Shit

The clean feeling that you get when you both piss and take a shit at the same sitting , then look down at the bowl and feel lighter.

John- I had a Good Shit earlier

Brad- Wow , way to lose a few pounds

by The amazing penis July 26, 2011

Shit Itch

a person or situation that is so Irritating, Aggravating or annoying it makes your shit itch from inside your rectem which causes extrem discomfort as it is imposable to satify an itch that is attached to a turd inside you asshole

Dave is so fucked, he makes my SHIT ITCH!

by dannyjboy December 8, 2010