Shot Up Like a Rocket

A phrase used to describe getting erect very quickly. Usually as the result of very arousing events.

I snuck off to kiss my girlfriend at the local elementary school so her disapproving dad wouldn't see and my dick shot up like a rocket.

by zjason decimator February 01, 2022

i like you

george i like you

because i’m nice i’m doing this so you know i like you

by user2298726 September 07, 2021

Like fishing

Posting something with “If this gets ____ likes I’ll post (something better)!”

Example of like fishing: If this post gets 300 likes I’ll post a selfie!

by EmmyCat328 November 06, 2019

like two pool balls in a hanky

A term used to describe a near- perfect bum , most commonly a woman's .

"Her ass was so perfect , it was like two pool balls in a hanky "

by Unibrow Gerald December 02, 2017

Munchin' like a muff

To munch like a motherfucker after smoking weed.

I was smoking a joint and watching John Wick, but then I started munchin' like a muff.

by ScarDog June 05, 2020

forbidden like

When you're stalking someone's Instagram page and you accidentally like one of their older posts, indicating that you are stalking them on social media.

"Oh shit bro."

"What happened?"

"I was stalking Rachel's Instagram and accidentally liked one her old posts."

"You gave her the forbidden like?"

"I think so man."

by JuanManClaus June 02, 2019

drink it like water

When someone drinks way too much of a certain beverage. Usually an unhealthy one.

Girl: “What’s with you and Red Bull? You drink it like water!”

Boy: “And you drink cum like water.”

by captain_boi July 28, 2021